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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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To: Bear_in_RoseBear
Talking to your wife now... Not even Aragorn? I mean, I agree that Legolas is beautiful... but he does not exactly have the same maleness that Aragorn has... hehehe
8,121 posted on 06/07/2002 8:47:13 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: Bear_in_RoseBear
none of them from LOTR:FOTR, alas.

Not even Sir Ian (ducks).

8,122 posted on 06/07/2002 8:54:02 PM PDT by Lucius Cornelius Sulla
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To: HairOfTheDog
Hehehe - thanks for that little bit in defense of Aragorn... on that note, I think I'll turn in.
8,123 posted on 06/07/2002 8:54:54 PM PDT by JenB
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To: Bear_in_Rosebear
Pictures for your wife's consideration:


8,124 posted on 06/07/2002 8:55:54 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: Lucius Cornelius Sulla
I am concerned LCS... hehehe
8,125 posted on 06/07/2002 8:57:29 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: JenB
Goodnight Jen! Chat with you tomorrow!
8,126 posted on 06/07/2002 8:58:25 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
OK, I'm relaying her opinions now... she didn't like Aragorn because he was dirty all the time. Legolas was most appealing, not because of his looks, but because of his competence with the bow. She found Elrond interesting, during the battle in the prologue. She liked his intensity during the battle scenes.

Here's a short list of what she's mentioned as her favorites... The Rock swordfighting in The Scorpion King; Michael Clark Duncan doing his bikini dance in Armageddon; Pierce Brosnan in *anything*, but most especially in The Thomas Crown Affair ("he burned up the screen in that one") and his first James Bond picture (she *loves* the scene where Bond is under fire, taking cover behind a girder while assembling a bomb to use as a grenade, barely flinching while bullets ricochet past his head...)

That's only a partial list... she's still hasn't stopped discussing it.

8,127 posted on 06/07/2002 9:00:49 PM PDT by Bear_in_RoseBear
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To: HairOfTheDog
Uh, thanks for the nightlights, but why is Aragorn facing the wrong way in the second, and not in the third at all?
8,128 posted on 06/07/2002 9:01:13 PM PDT by JenB
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To: g'nad; all
Harumph, "Gone 'til the 17th...." MY AUNT FANNIE! Harumph!

Are the Marines looking for a few good sneaks?

What part of Virginia BTW? Are you at Quantico? I'm in Richmond.

Good evening and Goodnite folks. I've done all the damage I can over at the Crusades.

8,129 posted on 06/07/2002 9:03:33 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Lucius Cornelius Sulla
Not even Sir Ian

Nope. "Too old" was her comment.

8,130 posted on 06/07/2002 9:06:19 PM PDT by Bear_in_RoseBear
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To: Bear_in_RoseBear
She has courage to admit the attraction to The Rock... I wouldn't have admitted it! Though I understand it. Humor me on this... Isn't The Rock a lot like Lurtz? (better groomed, but the same sort of animal?)

And Legolas is most appealing with that bow! Pierce Brosnan... hmmm.. OK I guess. What about Mel?

8,131 posted on 06/07/2002 9:07:52 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: JenB
Jen, I am not as discriminating was you... ;~D
8,132 posted on 06/07/2002 9:08:41 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: Bear_in_RoseBear
she didn't like Aragorn because he was dirty all the time.

Well, I expect that he will clean up a lot by the end of Return of the King.

8,133 posted on 06/07/2002 9:13:05 PM PDT by Lucius Cornelius Sulla
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To: HairOfTheDog
Isn't The Rock a lot like Lurtz?

A most emphatic "no" on that one... apparently the fact that The Rock bathes adds a lot to her opinion of him. Oh, and she likes his athletic grace.

What about Mel?

Oh, yeah, most especially in The Patriot and in Ransom.

8,134 posted on 06/07/2002 9:13:14 PM PDT by Bear_in_RoseBear
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To: Bear_in_RoseBear
Your wife seems to be pretty firm about this hygene thing. I like good hygene too... but it is an easy one to fix with a hose and a scrubber!
8,135 posted on 06/07/2002 9:18:00 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
Your wife seems to be pretty firm about this hygene thing.

Yup... one of the things that bugged her about FOTR was the preponderance of dirty fingernails.

If I had to sum it up in a single phrase... she likes cool, competent, clean guys who are good with weapons. Oh, and she likes smart guys too.

8,136 posted on 06/07/2002 9:24:18 PM PDT by Bear_in_RoseBear
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To: Bear_in_RoseBear
That's funny... One of the "making of the movie" segments talked about how intentional the dirty fingernails were!

They have been out on the trail a long time... I would not trust the film if they looked like they stayed in a hotel last night!

8,137 posted on 06/07/2002 9:29:33 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: ALL
Good night everyone! - I am going to bed... My headache is returning, and I think I just need a good night's sleep! - Talk with you all in the morning!
8,138 posted on 06/07/2002 9:35:07 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
I would not trust the film if they looked like they stayed in a hotel last night!

Oh, I agree! But it bugged her (shrug!) What can I say, that's one of her pet peeves.

My headache is returning

Oh, dear... I hope it's not eye strain. (I hope I didn't contribute to it!) Sleep well!

8,139 posted on 06/07/2002 9:42:03 PM PDT by Bear_in_RoseBear
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To: HairOfTheDog
"I would not trust the film if they looked like they stayed in a hotel last night!"

You mean like the "Prancing Pony?" :^)

8,140 posted on 06/07/2002 9:48:41 PM PDT by Sam Cree
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