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The New Hobbit Hole
Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: JenB
Know of anything fun to do? I am bored. No news of interest I can find...
To: HairOfTheDog
...and some carrots!
To: HairOfTheDog
Hmm... I can direct you to interesting sites I know. Would you like Evil Technical People stories, truly evil systems administrators stories, free science fiction novels, or a guaranteed hilarious web comic? Or I can look for a speficied humorous diversion....
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05/08/2002 5:30:04 PM PDT
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JenB
To: HairOfTheDog
I am beginning to wonder who spiked my coffee, and with what. The Elves slipped some miruvor in your travel mug!
To: Overtaxed
Tomatoes, Nice crispy bacon!
To: HairOfTheDog
Now all we need is some bread and lettuce and we can have BLT's!
To: Overtaxed
hehehehe - I just got off the phone... just heard the most bizarre and hilarious tale about a friend's recently-deceased-insane-gay-artist-uncle... and the fiasco of my friend's very "southern proper" mother going over there to clean out the guys apartment, and everything they found there. Apparently, her mom was the last to know about the insane and gay part of her brother... and is handling the situation with much drama.
To: HairOfTheDog
Hehehe....What a shocker! See what doing "good deeds" will get you?
To: Overtaxed
hehehehe - my friend also said that he was apparently a compulsive buyer of small electric kitchen appliances... boxes of new appliances never even opened... and that if I perhaps would like to have a George Foreman grill, or a rice cooker, or a mixer, or a egg scrambler-cooker or practically anything ever sold by Ron-Co... to speak up now.
To: HairOfTheDog
Time to equip your kitchen!
To: HairOfTheDog
Hmm.. everything has a "as seen on TV" label on it, yes?
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05/08/2002 6:38:47 PM PDT
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JenB
To: HairOfTheDog;JenB
Did he have a set of Ginsu knives? Hehehe
To: Overtaxed
hehehehe - I just can't stop LMAO about this scenario... I know her Mother. She is one of those old conservative Southern women with really BIG red hair (that long ago ceased to be naturally red) who will never come to your house without bringing a nice potato salad. I just can't stop laughing thinking of her in this situation... discovering "magazines" on the nightstand and running out shrieking in horror. Her poor husband holding a cold compress to her forehead and offering her some lemonade while she mutters verses from the book of Revelations... I am not nice for finding the situation hilarious, but then neither is my friend.
To: Overtaxed
Ginsu knives? - only if they made an electric version. Apparently the fetish is electric kitchen appliances only.
To: JenB
hehehehehe - change the subject please.... anything.
To: HairOfTheDog
Yes I know the type...poor lady! Was she his only living relative? You'd think someone would warn her.
To: Overtaxed
Everyone else knew about him.... but none of them could ever tell her. Not that she would have listened to it. Poor woman indeed!
To: HairOfTheDog
That's just too funny! But then, everyone knows I've never had a drop of that milk of human kindness stuff in my life (think I'm lactose intolerant) so to me it's just amusing.
I supposed OT and I can have an Elf-war if you want us to change the subject.
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05/08/2002 6:55:13 PM PDT
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JenB
To: JenB
I am just afraid that laughing this hard, I am not getting enough oxygen. I was already in a weird mood. At least I didn't say anything about cabbages to my friend. She has enough on her plate!
To: JenB
Let's have it tomorrow...I'm a tuckered out hobbit tonight so I'll turn the night light on early. This is just for Hair:
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