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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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To: ksen
Mine!
4,501 posted on 05/06/2002 2:15:04 PM PDT by JenB
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To: ksen
did I get it?
4,502 posted on 05/06/2002 2:15:16 PM PDT by doubled
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To: ksen
Go for it, dude.
4,503 posted on 05/06/2002 2:15:23 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: ksen
Afternoon ksen! - Hope I have not messed up your rythm!
4,504 posted on 05/06/2002 2:15:33 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: Overtaxed;Corin Stormhands;carton253
VICTORY!
4,505 posted on 05/06/2002 2:15:34 PM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
Are you going to do the flitty Elf dance now?
4,506 posted on 05/06/2002 2:17:22 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: HairOfTheDog;JenB
Afternoon ksen! - Hope I have not messed up your rythm!

Why not at all, but thanks for worrying. ;^) (and good afternoon to you to)

JenB thanks for pushing me to the top. NOW I am going home. ;^)

-Kevin

4,507 posted on 05/06/2002 2:18:28 PM PDT by ksen
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To: Overtaxed
Are you going to do the flitty Elf dance now?

Ahem, Gondorians do NOT flit. We only do manly types of things, like....................THE POLKA!!!!!! ;^)

-Kevin

4,508 posted on 05/06/2002 2:20:21 PM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
I did not know that the Polka was big in Gondor. I would picture the men of Dale to be much more the polka type.
4,509 posted on 05/06/2002 2:23:04 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
I would picture the men of Dale to be much more the polka type.

I seem to remember that the Wild Men do a dance that the Hobbits consider strange.

4,510 posted on 05/06/2002 2:39:00 PM PDT by Lucius Cornelius Sulla
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To: ksen
Isn't Viggo Dutch? He's not one of those Hollywood, Alec Baldwin type libs is he?

You don't really want to know, do you? I know I don't!

Our one saving grace is that all of the people involved with LOTR, except for Ian McKellan, seem to keep their political and societal opinions to themselves. Good thing for them, and probably a very good thing for us. ;)

4,511 posted on 05/06/2002 2:54:59 PM PDT by Penny1
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To: ksen
Oom-pah oom-pah oom-pah-pah
4,512 posted on 05/06/2002 3:34:31 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: HairOfTheDog
I would picture the men of Dale to be much more the polka type.

The men of Dale are pikers when it comes to a good polka celebration dance. All they can do is bring out the tired, old Beer Barrel Polka. After they killed Smaug did they try something new? Oh no, they did the same old Beer Barrel Polka. After the Battle of the Five Armies? You guessed it, the Beer Barrel Polka.

The Gondorians are much more refined in their Polkatology (actually, before he fell in with Saruman, ole Grima Wormtongue could do a mean Polka). We have the Tirith Polka, the Isildur Polka (before the Ring got ahold of him he could Polka with the best of them, he was really quite pleasant to be around in the pre-Ring days), and everybody's favorite - The Numenorean Shuck and Jive.

-Kevin

4,513 posted on 05/06/2002 6:12:21 PM PDT by ksen
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To: Lucius Cornelius Sulla
I seem to remember that the Wild Men do a dance that the Hobbits consider strange.

Heh heh, what DON'T the wild men do that the Hobbits wouldn't consider strange?

-Kevin

4,514 posted on 05/06/2002 6:16:32 PM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
You are a riot! - LMAO! Changes my whole image of them! Aragorn will never Polka though - no way. Rangers don't Polka.
4,515 posted on 05/06/2002 6:17:32 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: JenB
Ok, it's nearly 9:30, how did your test go?

-Kevin

4,516 posted on 05/06/2002 6:17:34 PM PDT by ksen
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To: HairOfTheDog
Aragorn will never Polka though - no way. Rangers don't Polka.

I'm afraid you're right. (Could you guess that I'm not even Polish?)

-Kevin

4,517 posted on 05/06/2002 6:20:13 PM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
Well, I come from Norwegian Lutheran stock, and there are strains of them that Polka. I would have guessed you know a fair bit about it from the way you talk... I think you are pretending to know less than you do ;~D
4,518 posted on 05/06/2002 6:25:32 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: ksen
Ugh - not too horrible, other than the problem I did wrong three times! Just kept mixing up the numbers. I have no idea what grade I'm getting in that class but it's not very good.

Anyway, thanks for asking!

4,519 posted on 05/06/2002 6:30:30 PM PDT by JenB
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To: HairOfTheDog
I'm all Irish and French. The only polka that I know of in my family was my grandmother, my dad's mom, liked to start polka'ing after a "few" drinks. It was kind of funny to see her try to polka to Aerosmith. That was around 20 years ago.

-Kevin

4,520 posted on 05/06/2002 6:33:28 PM PDT by ksen
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