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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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To: RosieCotton
Too bad you didn't get the call today. I hope it comes tomorrow!
44,761 posted on 12/02/2002 7:05:06 PM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: RosieCotton
I'll head in there!
44,762 posted on 12/02/2002 7:05:39 PM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: SuziQ
We're chatting...
44,763 posted on 12/02/2002 7:55:26 PM PST by 2Jedismom
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To: 2Jedismom; RosieCotton; HairOfTheDog; Corin Stormhands; JenB; Overtaxed; g'nad; ksen; ...
Good morning!

Sorry I missed the chat, but I had no luck getting online last night. The baby wouldn't go to sleep until after 9PM and Becky was up until 11PM. These kids drive me nuts with their resistance to bedtime! ARRGGHH!!

Anyway, by the time they were tucked in, Glen was on the computer and since he's new at it, it takes him forever to check e-mail and follow links, etc. I started watching Men in Black II and as soon as that was done, I fell asleep.

I'm here at work and my stupid coffee maker is broken! This is the 5th coffee maker in 3 years! Why on earth don't companies make these things that last more than 6 months anyway?!! I've tried every brand - they are all horrible! So now I have to run to the store when my boss gets here to buy a new one. What a morning!

I'll be back after my adventures at Walgreens. Wish me luck on the Quest for the Coffee Pot.

44,764 posted on 12/03/2002 6:07:19 AM PST by RMDupree
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To: RMDupree
I'll be back after my adventures at Walgreens. Wish me luck on the Quest for the Coffee Pot.

Travel only by day...stay off the road.

44,765 posted on 12/03/2002 6:11:05 AM PST by ItsOurTimeNow
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To: RMDupree
Wish me luck on the Quest for the Coffee Pot.

Would you pick us up a shrubbery on your way back?

44,766 posted on 12/03/2002 6:14:39 AM PST by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
One that looks nice....and not too expensive!
44,767 posted on 12/03/2002 6:35:45 AM PST by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
Ni Ni NI!

oh- wait it is now "icky icky icky icky ptang whooopoing"
44,768 posted on 12/03/2002 7:09:20 AM PST by Mr. K
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To: Corin Stormhands; ItsOurTimeNow; Overtaxed; Mr. K
I have returned. My quest is complete...

ARTHUR: O, Knights of Nee, we have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?
HEAD KNIGHT: It is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly. But there is one small problem.
ARTHUR: What is that?
HEAD KNIGHT: We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say Nee.
RANDOM: Nee!
HEAD KNIGHT: Shh shh. We are now the Knights Who Say Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoom-boing-mumble-mumble.
RANDOM: Nee!
HEAD KNIGHT: Therefore, we must give you a test.
ARTHUR: What is this test, O Knights of-- Knights Who 'Til Recently Said Nee?
HEAD KNIGHT: Firstly, you must find... another shrubbery!
[dramatic chord]
ARTHUR: Not another shrubbery!
HEAD KNIGHT: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.
KNIGHTS: A path! A path! Nee!
HEAD KNIGHT: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring!
[dramatic chord]

44,769 posted on 12/03/2002 7:18:05 AM PST by RMDupree
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To: Mr. K
"No! We won't do it"

"Oh, please!"

"Cut down a tree with a herring? It can't be done."

"Aaagghhh! Don't say that word!"
44,770 posted on 12/03/2002 7:19:44 AM PST by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed

44,771 posted on 12/03/2002 7:20:02 AM PST by Lil'freeper
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To: Lil'freeper
Shrubberies! With a path! Cool!
44,772 posted on 12/03/2002 7:22:16 AM PST by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
Not only that, it's a blooming shrubbery. :)
44,773 posted on 12/03/2002 7:24:11 AM PST by Lil'freeper
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To: Lil'freeper
I like the reds particularly.
44,774 posted on 12/03/2002 7:25:23 AM PST by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
Good morning everyone! I have just finished a bowl of Cream of Wheat and am now sipping on my coffee. Not a single irregular beat so far this morning.

It was 71 degrees outside yesterday and it's supposed to start snowing this afternoon!

44,775 posted on 12/03/2002 7:32:28 AM PST by 2Jedismom
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To: Corin Stormhands
You see what you started? LOL!!
44,776 posted on 12/03/2002 7:34:15 AM PST by RMDupree
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To: Overtaxed
I like the reds particularly.

I would never have guessed that about you...


44,777 posted on 12/03/2002 7:34:20 AM PST by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
As long as they aren't in the shape of a hammer and sickle or a wolf.
44,778 posted on 12/03/2002 7:35:42 AM PST by Overtaxed
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To: 2Jedismom
Good Morning! I have just finished scoping out the Shaw low whistles. :)
44,779 posted on 12/03/2002 7:36:50 AM PST by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
Post a link!
44,780 posted on 12/03/2002 7:37:48 AM PST by 2Jedismom
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