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To: RMDupree
Wish me luck on the Quest for the Coffee Pot.

Would you pick us up a shrubbery on your way back?

44,766 posted on 12/03/2002 6:14:39 AM PST by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
One that looks nice....and not too expensive!
44,767 posted on 12/03/2002 6:35:45 AM PST by Overtaxed
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To: Corin Stormhands; ItsOurTimeNow; Overtaxed; Mr. K
I have returned. My quest is complete...

ARTHUR: O, Knights of Nee, we have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?
HEAD KNIGHT: It is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly. But there is one small problem.
ARTHUR: What is that?
HEAD KNIGHT: We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say Nee.
RANDOM: Nee!
HEAD KNIGHT: Shh shh. We are now the Knights Who Say Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoom-boing-mumble-mumble.
RANDOM: Nee!
HEAD KNIGHT: Therefore, we must give you a test.
ARTHUR: What is this test, O Knights of-- Knights Who 'Til Recently Said Nee?
HEAD KNIGHT: Firstly, you must find... another shrubbery!
[dramatic chord]
ARTHUR: Not another shrubbery!
HEAD KNIGHT: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.
KNIGHTS: A path! A path! Nee!
HEAD KNIGHT: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring!
[dramatic chord]

44,769 posted on 12/03/2002 7:18:05 AM PST by RMDupree
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To: Corin Stormhands
You see what you started? LOL!!
44,776 posted on 12/03/2002 7:34:15 AM PST by RMDupree
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