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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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To: Corin Stormhands
I admire your integrity for abiding by that. But, had they not shown it to you before? And if not, why not?

They had shown me the same sheet as they do everyone else when I was interviewed three years ago. I didn't go to the theater back then (wait, I did go see Star Wars I) so it wasn't anything I really paid attention to.

Then along came FoTR. To be perfectly honest I think I just blew off the rule because something had come along that I wanted to see. I rationalized very effectively to myself.

Now though, I have been convicted that I wasn't behaving correctly and have been acting like a hypocrite. Since I can't change what I have done in the past, I can only change what I will do in the future.

43,141 posted on 11/21/2002 5:09:39 PM PST by ksen
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To: ksen; HairOfTheDog
Turned the page and found another gem along the 'hidden knowledge' theme, and one that hits very close to home for Elrond, making it more likely that this is what he was talking about when he made that statement you cited. It is the story of his great-great grandfather's half brother, Feanor. It takes place when the elves dwelt in Valinor, a time known as the Blessed Realm. Many > snips < in this one.

Now in his heart Melkor most hated the Eldar, both because they were fair and joyful and because in them he saw the reason for the arising of the Valar, and his own downfall. Therefore all the more did he feign love for them and seek their friendship, and he offered them the service of his lore andlabour in any great deed that they would do. ... The Noldor took delight in the hidden knowledge that he could reveal to them; and some hearkened to words that it would have been better for them never to have heard... ...

For Feanor ... was filled with a new thought, or it may be that some shadow of foreknowledge came to him of the doom that grew near, and he pondered how the light of the Trees ... might be preserved imperishable. Then he began a long and secret labour, and he summoned all his lore, and his power and his subtle skill; and at the end of all he made the Silmarils. ... All who dwelt in Aman were filled with wonder and delight at the work of Feanor. ... The heart of Feanor was fast bound to these things that he himself had made....

Then Melkor lusted for the Silmarils, and the very memory of their radience was a gnawing fire in his heart. ... Long was he at work, and slow at first and barren was his labour. But he that sows lies in the end shall not lack of a harvest, and soon he may rest from toil indeed while others reap and sow in his stead. Ever Melkor found some ears that would heed him, and some tounges that would enlarge what they had heard; and his lies passed from friend to friend, as secrets of which the knowledge proves the teller wise. Bitterly did the Noldor atone for the folly of their open ears in the days that followed after.

Thus ere the Valar were aware, the peace of Valinor was poisoned. The Noldor began to murmur against them, and many became filled with pride, forgetting how much of what they had and knew came to them in gift from the Valar. Fiercest burned the new flame of desire for freedom and wider realms in the eager heart of Feanor; and Melkor laughed in his secrecy, for to that mark his lies had been addressed, hating Feanor above all, and lusting ever for the Silmarils.

And when Melkor saw that these lies were smouldering, and that pride and anger were awake among the Noldor, he spoke to them concerning weapons; and in that time the Noldor began the smithying of swords... Shields also they made displaying the tokens of many houses and kindreds that vied one with another... and Feanor made a secret forge, of which not even Melkor was aware; and there he tempered fell swords for himself and for his sons.

Thus with lies and evil whisperings and false counsel Melkor kindled the hearts of the Noldor to strife; and of their quarrels came at length the end of the high days of Valinor and the evening of its ancient glory.

The story continues on. Through Melkor's intrigue Feanor draws his sword against his half-brother, Elrond's ancestor, and is cast out by the Valar. Eventually Melkor does steal the Silmarils and Feanor swears a ruinous oath to reclaim them. The greed and strife he introduced eventually leads elf to battle elf and a large portion of the elves are sent into exile in Middle-earth. We read that the elves of the Third Age are "sorrowful" and it would be a reasonable argument that this is a direct result of their delight in "hidden knowledge."

43,142 posted on 11/21/2002 5:29:59 PM PST by Lil'freeper
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To: HairOfTheDog
Whoa...I thought you were the Harry referred to...kind of an evil twin thing...Hair/Harry, you know?
43,143 posted on 11/21/2002 5:39:37 PM PST by Scott from the Left Coast
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To: Lil'freeper
Your posts are wonderful, thank you! I'm one of those who enjoys the Silmarillion perhaps even more than LoTR.
43,144 posted on 11/21/2002 5:45:58 PM PST by Bear_in_RoseBear
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To: Scott from the Left Coast
Oh my! - How horrible! no, heh. that is Harry Knowles, AintItCoolNews.com... I didn't source it correctly!

I hope know one else thought I am that coarse! The are few of Harry's articles that can actually be printed here. And I didn't scan that one for content as well as I should have. eeeew.

Harry is a cussin' rude sonofagun, but he often has pretty accurate info! He was at the set. Don't ask me why he gets that kind of access!

43,145 posted on 11/21/2002 5:46:22 PM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: Bear_in_RoseBear
Yer welcome. Ksen hit on an awesome theme, the perils of seeking after hidden knowledge or studying the lore of the enemy, and I'm having a blast finding tidbits.
43,146 posted on 11/21/2002 5:53:13 PM PST by Lil'freeper
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To: rightwingreligiousfanatic
Sorry I'm late with this...

Happy happy birthday,
this is your special day!
Happy happy birthday,
that's all I have to saaayyy.
Ohhh, happy happy birthday
may allll your dreams come truuuuue......
Happy happy birthday, from all of us to YOU!

Sorry...flashback there..
43,147 posted on 11/21/2002 5:55:53 PM PST by RosieCotton
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To: ksen
A nice snaig by the Man of Gondor! He spams, he scores!
43,148 posted on 11/21/2002 6:03:43 PM PST by Bear_in_RoseBear
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To: g'nad
Well, probably a bit late to be posting to this comment but a couple of thoughts on the subject. The Orc loosed the arrows at point blank range, from 'war bow' weight of 80-100 lbs pull, the arrows should have been buried to the fletching if not a pass through. Boromir's armour slowed them down, possibly but recent tests in England posted in a recent article in Primitive Archer showed steel breast plates to be no match for a bodkin. Of course the French learned that when meetin up with King Henry V and his "band of brothers" at Aigincourt.

Bow hunters strive to get the arrow through the quarry, the complete pass through, preferably through both lungs. The quarry's quick demise is inevitable. The broadhead needs to razor sharp and strong made to cut through the ribs and the shaft sturdy enough to keep everything moving in a straight line without breaking.

We have been somewhat conditioned by the movies to expect to see arrows stick out of the intended victim, although a leg or arm bone is generally stout enough to stop or slow the arrow.

If the orc arrows had each ended up in a lung, Boromir would have had quite a time giving his speech, and we would have missed quite a scene.

Just my opinion but I tell you Legolas rocks when he lets his bow do the talking.
43,149 posted on 11/21/2002 6:05:08 PM PST by osagebowman
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To: HairOfTheDog
Harry is a cussin' rude sonofagun

Hmmmmmmm...suspiciously dwarvish...

43,150 posted on 11/21/2002 6:07:39 PM PST by Scott from the Left Coast
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To: John Farson; carton253; All
I love quoting the Founding Fathers! Here's one of my favorites:

No man thinks more highly than I do of the patriotism, as well as abilities, of the very worthy gentlemen who have just addressed the House. But different men often see the same subject in different lights; and, therefore, I hope it will not be thought disrespectful to those gentlemen if, entertaining as I do opinions of a character very opposite to theirs, I shall speak forth my sentiments freely and without reserve. This is no time for ceremony. The question before the House is one of awful moment to this country. For my own part, I consider it as nothing less than a question of freedom or slavery; and in proportion to the magnitude of the subject ought to be the freedom of the debate. It is only in this way that we can hope to arrive at truth, and fulfill the great responsibility which we hold to God and our country. Should I keep back my opinions at such a time, through fear of giving offense, I should consider myself as guilty of treason towards my country, and of an act of disloyalty toward the Majesty of Heaven, which I revere above all earthly kings.

Mr. President, it is natural to man to indulge in the illusions of hope. We are apt to shut our eyes against a painful truth, and listen to the song of that siren till she transforms us into beasts. Is this the part of wise men, engaged in a great and arduous struggle for liberty? Are we disposed to be of the number of those who, having eyes, see not, and, having ears, hear not, the things which so nearly concern their temporal salvation? For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth; to know the worst, and to provide for it.

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided, and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging of the future but by the past. And judging by the past, I wish to know what there has been in the conduct of the British ministry for the last ten years to justify those hopes with which gentlemen have been pleased to solace themselves and the House. Is it that insidious smile with which our petition has been lately received? Trust it not, sir; it will prove a snare to your feet. Suffer not yourselves to be betrayed with a kiss. Ask yourselves how this gracious reception of our petition comports with those warlike preparations which cover our waters and darken our land. Are fleets and armies necessary to a work of love and reconciliation? Have we shown ourselves so unwilling to be reconciled that force must be called in to win back our love? Let us not deceive ourselves, sir. These are the implements of war and subjugation; the last arguments to which kings resort. I ask gentlemen, sir, what means this martial array, if its purpose be not to force us to submission? Can gentlemen assign any other possible motive for it? Has Great Britain any enemy, in this quarter of the world, to call for all this accumulation of navies and armies? No, sir, she has none. They are meant for us: they can be meant for no other. They are sent over to bind and rivet upon us those chains which the British ministry have been so long forging. And what have we to oppose to them? Shall we try argument? Sir, we have been trying that for the last ten years. Have we anything new to offer upon the subject? Nothing. We have held the subject up in every light of which it is capable; but it has been all in vain. Shall we resort to entreaty and humble supplication? What terms shall we find which have not been already exhausted? Let us not, I beseech you, sir, deceive ourselves. Sir, we have done everything that could be done to avert the storm which is now coming on. We have petitioned; we have remonstrated; we have supplicated; we have prostrated ourselves before the throne, and have implored its interposition to arrest the tyrannical hands of the ministry and Parliament. Our petitions have been slighted; our remonstrances have produced additional violence and insult; our supplications have been disregarded; and we have been spurned, with contempt, from the foot of the throne! In vain, after these things, may we indulge the fond hope of peace and reconciliation. There is no longer any room for hope. If we wish to be free-- if we mean to preserve inviolate those inestimable privileges for which we have been so long contending--if we mean not basely to abandon the noble struggle in which we have been so long engaged, and which we have pledged ourselves never to abandon until the glorious object of our contest shall be obtained--we must fight! I repeat it, sir, we must fight! An appeal to arms and to the God of hosts is all that is left us!

They tell us, sir, that we are weak; unable to cope with so formidable an adversary. But when shall we be stronger? Will it be the next week, or the next year? Will it be when we are totally disarmed, and when a British guard shall be stationed in every house? Shall we gather strength by irresolution and inaction? Shall we acquire the means of effectual resistance by lying supinely on our backs and hugging the delusive phantom of hope, until our enemies shall have bound us hand and foot? Sir, we are not weak if we make a proper use of those means which the God of nature hath placed in our power. The millions of people, armed in the holy cause of liberty, and in such a country as that which we possess, are invincible by any force which our enemy can send against us. Besides, sir, we shall not fight our battles alone. There is a just God who presides over the destinies of nations, and who will raise up friends to fight our battles for us. The battle, sir, is not to the strong alone; it is to the vigilant, the active, the brave. Besides, sir, we have no election. If we were base enough to desire it, it is now too late to retire from the contest. There is no retreat but in submission and slavery! Our chains are forged! Their clanking may be heard on the plains of Boston! The war is inevitable--and let it come! I repeat it, sir, let it come.

It is in vain, sir, to extenuate the matter. Gentlemen may cry, Peace, Peace-- but there is no peace. The war is actually begun! The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms! Our brethren are already in the field! Why stand we here idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!

Patrick Henry's address to the Virginia Convention, March 23, 1775

43,151 posted on 11/21/2002 6:12:55 PM PST by Bear_in_RoseBear
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To: osagebowman
Just my opinion but I tell you Legolas rocks when he lets his bow do the talking.

He sure does! That scene was cool before, but it definately rocks now!... was it seven? - Or eight? - Man! - I have to watch it again!

43,152 posted on 11/21/2002 6:15:34 PM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: ksen
Bear can be the network administrator

OK! AMD Athlon 1700, MSI KT3 Ultra motherboard, 256 MB PC2700 memory, 80 GB EIDE hard drive, Memorex 40x CDRW drive, Liteon 16x48 DVD-ROM drive, 17" flat panel LCD monitor systems for everyone! And, if expense is no consideration, let's give everyone gigabit FDDI network cards too!

43,153 posted on 11/21/2002 6:21:40 PM PST by Bear_in_RoseBear
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To: HairOfTheDog
Good evening! I think I'm done catching up... I really dislike not being able to post during the day.

But, it has probably saved me from putting my foot in my mouth the last couple of days.
43,154 posted on 11/21/2002 6:25:06 PM PST by Bear_in_RoseBear
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To: Bear_in_RoseBear
Oh - it's not so bad if the foot is clean!
43,155 posted on 11/21/2002 6:36:28 PM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: rightwingreligiousfanatic
Happy Birthday, Vim!

There, now I'm all caught up!

43,156 posted on 11/21/2002 6:41:33 PM PST by Bear_in_RoseBear
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To: Bear_in_RoseBear
Yes, good thing you did not forget that part!

Good night everyone! - I am gonna call it a night early. have started the movie, and I think I would like to sit and watch it from the comfort of the couch, where I can give it my full attention!
43,157 posted on 11/21/2002 6:51:14 PM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
< sigh > Good night...

< humming to self >

< kicking feet >

< looking around >

Oh, look, ER is on....

43,158 posted on 11/21/2002 7:04:32 PM PST by Bear_in_RoseBear
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To: Bear_in_RoseBear
sneak
43,159 posted on 11/21/2002 7:09:46 PM PST by Rocko
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To: Rocko
SNEAK!!!!!!!
43,160 posted on 11/21/2002 7:10:07 PM PST by Rocko
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