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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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To: Overtaxed
Smeagol was doing the final run through of her play (13-10 year olds in one and 17 teenagers in the other). Needless to say, Smeagol needs some valium. The 10 years old looked at me like a dog with a new bone. They didn't know one line, they didn't know what to do, in fact, I might as well have been speaking Greek to them.

Oh, well. It will prove interesting on Friday. The teenagers, on the other hand, are funny, they know they are funny, they are beginning to adlib, and having a good time.

Saturday will be fine. Friday, a crap shoot. As my music teacher said... if you put it in them; it will come out of them. Let's hope!

3,721 posted on 04/30/2002 5:39:44 AM PDT by carton253
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To: carton253
Smeagol needs some valium

LOL! So are the kids turning poor Smeagol into Gollum?

3,722 posted on 04/30/2002 5:43:00 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
It was horrible. They were horrible. I, finally, turned into a raving lunatic. I said... either do it now, or I will cut it. Every line, every word, every song. I will cut it... do you understand me!!

Then they turned around and did it flawlessly... Flawlessly!

Forget Gollum... Smeagol turned into Sauron!

3,723 posted on 04/30/2002 5:48:21 AM PDT by carton253
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To: carton253
You weren't wearing a Ring, by any chance? :)
3,724 posted on 04/30/2002 5:53:31 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
Are all the ME servers in Orthanc?

Only the ones running on MS platforms. ;^)

-Kevin

3,725 posted on 04/30/2002 5:55:30 AM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
Uh oh now you've done it! Wait until the Microsoft defenders get online today! :)
3,726 posted on 04/30/2002 6:05:54 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
No...I just do not understand 10 year olds, and why it always comes down to threats when it doesn't have to.

Actually, a bad dress is a good thing. Panicked and pressured, they will go home and study their lines. The number one reason a play goes south is actors who don't know their lines.

3,727 posted on 04/30/2002 6:06:50 AM PDT by carton253
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To: Overtaxed
Uh oh now you've done it! Wait until the Microsoft defenders get online today! :)

If they can bash Boromir then it is only fair that we get to bash MS. ;^)

I wonder if there is a correlation between being a Microsoft defender and a Boromir basher?

Oh! BTW, Good Morning everyone!

-Kevin

3,728 posted on 04/30/2002 6:10:14 AM PDT by ksen
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To: carton253
Well that's what they say....bad dress rehearsal good performance. They made it all the way to dress rehearsal without knowing their lines?
3,729 posted on 04/30/2002 6:11:08 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: ksen
I wonder if there is a correlation between being a Microsoft defender and a Boromir basher?

Could be...all the Boromir bashers turn out to be Microsoft defenders.

3,730 posted on 04/30/2002 6:12:32 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: ksen
...and the Microsoft bashers are Boromir defenders. :)
3,731 posted on 04/30/2002 6:13:18 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: carton253
No...I just do not understand 10 year olds, and why it always comes down to threats when it doesn't have to.

Actually, a bad dress is a good thing. Panicked and pressured, they will go home and study their lines. The number one reason a play goes south is actors who don't know their lines.

I've noticed that three of the best actors I have ever had the "pleasure" seeing were a certain 11, 7, and 5 year olds that live in my house.

SCENE: LIVING ROOM, FATHER HEARS A "CRASH!" FROM ONE OF THE CHILDREN'S BEDROOMS AND GOES TO INVESTIGATE.
FATHER: All right, who broke that lamp?
ALL 3 CHILDREN IN UNISON: We don't know. What lamp?

Pure Oscar(TM) material.

-Kevin

3,732 posted on 04/30/2002 6:15:25 AM PDT by ksen
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To: Overtaxed; ksen
Nope! I like Microsoft. I believe Microsoft is very nearly single-handedly responsible for the incredible growth in computer users and systems in the past two decades. Let's face it; Macs, quite frankly, suck, and Linux is not for everyone, whatever the Linux worshippers say. Windows, on the other hand, is easy to use for all but the stupidest of morons. Having the same platform on 90% of computers is a good thing, really it is. No worries about software or file compatibility, there'll definitely be someone around who can help you solve a problem, and we're all basically speaking the same language. Remember what it was like when everyone had to make their website look good in both IE and Netscrap? Now that we don't have to worry about Netscape losers so much, websites in generally are looking a lot better.

See? I defended Microsoft, but I can still bash Borry!

3,733 posted on 04/30/2002 6:17:44 AM PDT by JenB
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To: Overtaxed
Oh no... they knew their lines (at least 85% of them)... but yesterday was a disaster. One little girl just kept looking at me and saying... "now I say this (rattled line off) and then I do this."

Don't tell me, do it. Next time it was her line same story. Don't tell me, do it.

Another little girl will do anything for attention, even if its negative...so her meltdown was more like "look at me." And my Hamlet is just nervous... But, nothing I can do for that except tell her she's wonderful. (and she is)

Because its a play within a play, some cast members use scripts. They couldn't even follow along...

It was a disaster! But, I slept like a log last night, so I must not be too worried. (have a headache though) I have had it a lot worse and the kids have come through beautifully.

I'm going to chalk it up to nerves.

And you are right... bad dress, good performance.

Riddle me this... why do I keep doing this to myself year after year...

3,734 posted on 04/30/2002 6:18:56 AM PDT by carton253
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To: Overtaxed
...and the Microsoft bashers are Boromir defenders. :)

Well yeah, but at least we are justified in our bashing. ;^O

HOTD please don't revoke my posting privileges ;^)

-Kevin

3,735 posted on 04/30/2002 6:18:59 AM PDT by ksen
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To: JenB;Overtaxed
See? I defended Microsoft, but I can still bash Borry!

Thus proving our point that in general if one tends to defend Microsoft then that same person will also tend to bash Boromir the Brave ;^).

-Kevin

3,736 posted on 04/30/2002 6:23:27 AM PDT by ksen
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To: carton253
You've got 10 year olds doing Hamlet?
3,737 posted on 04/30/2002 6:24:06 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: JenB
Well defended MS friend... I think that is what they meant. I am a MS supporter too - and Boromir basher!

Hullo! - Good Morning! - I just woke up and have to fo out and feed the ponies. - Back in a few for MORE COFFEE.

3,738 posted on 04/30/2002 6:24:26 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: ksen
Oh, I read your post wrong. Sorry! I need food....
3,739 posted on 04/30/2002 6:24:51 AM PDT by JenB
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To: ksen
Well yeah, but at least we are justified in our bashing. ;^O

At least Boromir crashed only once.

3,740 posted on 04/30/2002 6:25:12 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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