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The New Hobbit Hole
Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: g'nad
I've got yer rubber hose right here!
To: g'nad
I'd say this situation calls for a three foot piece of rubber hose filled with sand, a car battery with jumper cables, and a blowtorch...OUCH!
To: SuziQ
I understand the use of everything but the 3 foot tube w/ sand. (??)
To: Overtaxed; HairOfTheDog; Corin Stormhands; ksen; rightwingreligiousfanatic; 2Jedismom; g'nad
Smeagol has come out in the yellow face to say hey to all my hobbity, elvish, and dwarvish friends!
To: carton253
Smeagol is welcome, as long as he keeps his hands off the precious...
To: carton253
No yellow face here.
To: ItsOurTimeNow; g'nad
I understand the use of everything but the 3 foot tube w/ sand. (??)LOL!! Don't ask me! G'nad is throwing THAT party!
To: ItsOurTimeNow; SuziQ
I understand the use of everything but the 3 foot tube w/ sand. (??) a three foot section of garden hose packed with damp sand or even wet cement makes a great tool for breaking the major bones in the body and rupturing internal organs without breaking the skin... which makes for an easy cleanup... course, the guy on the receiving end will most likely lose control of his bladder and bowels before yer thru...but, that's what they make drop cloths for...
To: Overtaxed
I've got yer rubber hose right here! 
To: Corin Stormhands
Smeagol may need the precious. Mid-term tonight! Yikes! The Prof was no help in telling us what to study. He said he couldn't because he hadn't written the exam yet. So, I'm trying to learn everything, but it keeps leaking out my ears when I'm sleeping.
So have pity of Smeagol and let him have the precious.
To: g'nad
Iiiiinteresting.
Makes mental note to replicate this for the next Million something or other March
To: g'nad
That brings back memories. Up your nose with a rubber hose. Remember when we thought that was good TV?
To: carton253
So have pity of Smeagol and let him have the precious. Sure thing Smeagol old pal...hold out yer hand....
To: g'nad
I've got yer rubber hose right here! 
To: g'nad
I thought you and I were friends!!
To: carton253
Remember when we thought that was good TV? TV went to crap when they stopped showing Sea Hunt, Johnny Quest, and Rawhide...
To: carton253
I thought you and I were friends!! We are... just keepin' a good friend honest... ;o)
To: Corin Stormhands; HairOfTheDog
I meant to ping you to #36868
To: g'nad; Scott from the Left Coast; Ramius
Beautiful G'nad.. Something tells me the elves have a cleaner method... Just as deadly, but more
asthetic.
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This just in... a tree cutter in Olympia who bought the tree that became the stump in Tacoma, now has the FBI picking through is woodpile :~D
To: ItsOurTimeNow
Makes mental note to replicate this for the next Million something or other March just let me know... I'd be happy to hold a demonstration fer yuh...you provide the subject...
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