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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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To: SuziQ
It will be more brown on the bottom than the top, especially if baked in a cast iron skillet. The top will get a golden brown, and if you used white cornmeal, it will be creamy colored on the inside.

Yeah, but I don't like it with white cornmeal! *stomps foot*

And it would still be too crumbly for lembas. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!

36,341 posted on 10/23/2002 5:20:14 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: JenB
How went the plotting, Rosie? Was it better than the meeting?

Well...I think I accomplished more than we did in the meeting! I hate meetings...doesn't seem like anything ever gets done through them. And this particular one is even more pointless than most since we're supposed to be a team that figures out ways to save costs within the company, but none of us are at a high enough level to actually DO anything, so we just sit and complain about how managment has changed in the last year (which it has, but...)

I still have major holes in my plot, but at least now there are a few islands of story between the holes! ;-)

36,342 posted on 10/23/2002 5:23:01 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: RosieCotton
Good Morning, Rosie!

In Tolkien's letters, he says that lembas is no different chemically from "any other cake made from wheat-flour". So there! Cornmeal is out.

36,343 posted on 10/23/2002 5:23:20 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: g'nad
Good morning! And good luck on your trip - stay safe!
36,344 posted on 10/23/2002 5:25:00 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: Overtaxed
So there! Cornmeal is out.

Ha! Thanks for helping me out here, OT!

Good morning!

36,345 posted on 10/23/2002 5:26:03 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: RosieCotton
So there! Cornmeal is out.

Ha! Thanks for helping me out here, OT!

So I'm still stuck with the crispy cake dilemma. Or should I try for just crispy on the corners? I could bake them in these tart pans I have with sloping sides. That would make the edges crispy.

36,346 posted on 10/23/2002 5:29:39 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
This is starting to sound like the tropical coconut debate. I can hear Tolkien saying "Look, it doesn't matter!
36,347 posted on 10/23/2002 5:31:38 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
I don't know how literally we should take the "cake" wording...especially since they also call 'em wafers, and they were enough like cram (which I imagine to be like hardtack) for Gimli to mistake them for it..
36,348 posted on 10/23/2002 5:32:42 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: Overtaxed
LOL...I think Hair tried to tell us that yesterday, but we kept right on going. And it's not even the first time we've discussed lembas for long periods, either!
36,349 posted on 10/23/2002 5:33:37 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: RosieCotton
Let's see....Tolkien and the elves call it "cake", Gimli thought it was "cram", and Sam (or was it Frodo) called them "wafers". I suppose Tolkien never actually got in the kitchen and tried to make some.
36,350 posted on 10/23/2002 5:38:38 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
I suppose Tolkien never actually got in the kitchen and tried to make some.

I think that may be the only think we've established about lembas at this point!

36,351 posted on 10/23/2002 5:49:08 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: RosieCotton
thing, not think...more coffee please!
36,352 posted on 10/23/2002 5:49:46 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: RosieCotton
...more coffee please!

....and where are those biscuits?

36,353 posted on 10/23/2002 5:53:35 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
....and where are those biscuits?

Now...what is your definition of "biscuit" at this time? Do you mean biscuit in the British sense, a cracker or cookie? (And of course, there are many types of cookies!) Or biscuit in the American sense, a small quick bread made from dough that has been rolled out and cut or dropped from a spoon?

Ain't semantics fun?

36,354 posted on 10/23/2002 5:58:00 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: SuziQ; HairOfTheDog
Wha'd I do now?
36,355 posted on 10/23/2002 5:59:56 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: RosieCotton
Right now I'm talking Southern biscuits. Preferably with bacon, sausage, or country ham inside. :)
36,356 posted on 10/23/2002 6:00:24 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: g'nad
Be safe friend. If you happen to bag the s.o.b. I want pictures...
36,357 posted on 10/23/2002 6:01:55 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Overtaxed
So I'm still stuck with the crispy cake dilemma.

Maybe they're deep fried? The southern elves would do it that way...

36,358 posted on 10/23/2002 6:03:30 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Overtaxed
Sounds good to me! Now where'd that Ruthy run off to?
36,359 posted on 10/23/2002 6:04:08 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: Overtaxed
mmmmmm....biscuits....
36,360 posted on 10/23/2002 6:04:41 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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