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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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To: RosieCotton
Woo-hoo! I did it, I did it, I did it! Without even trying, I did it!
34,701 posted on 10/16/2002 12:00:40 PM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: RosieCotton; g'nad
Whoa Rosie! An honest precious grab?
34,702 posted on 10/16/2002 12:00:47 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
Yep! Ain't ya proud of me?
34,703 posted on 10/16/2002 12:03:03 PM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: RosieCotton
good one Rosie!...tea cake?...


34,704 posted on 10/16/2002 12:03:18 PM PDT by g'nad
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To: Corin Stormhands
The look on Elrond's face tells you they weren't getting enough whole grains...

But I don't think they have lembas at Rivendell.

Come to think of it, maybe THAT'S his problem?

34,705 posted on 10/16/2002 12:04:01 PM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: RosieCotton
Come to think of it, maybe THAT'S his problem?

Well something had to keep that scowl on his face for 3,000 years...

34,706 posted on 10/16/2002 12:06:06 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: g'nad
good one Rosie!...tea cake?...

Oooh...don't mind if I do!

What a pretty spread!

34,707 posted on 10/16/2002 12:06:30 PM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: Corin Stormhands
gave him some Ibuprofen and said "deal with it." Baaad parent, baaaad baaaad parent...

Nothing wrong with that...it's good to suck it up once in a while...builds character...

34,708 posted on 10/16/2002 12:06:39 PM PDT by g'nad
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To: Overtaxed
Hey, that odd-looking Feadóg I asked about on C&F is going for $20.50 right now! Apparently it is one of the original Feadógs and is like a collector's item!

I wrote the guy doing the auction and he's stunned!
34,709 posted on 10/16/2002 12:08:04 PM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: RosieCotton
What a pretty spread!

aawww shucks...t'warn't nuthin...really...

34,710 posted on 10/16/2002 12:08:33 PM PDT by g'nad
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To: SuziQ
I do wonder if they were a 'whole grain' food or if the elves only used the creamy unbleached flour.

Ummmm....by the constipated look on the faces of some elves, I would say not.

34,711 posted on 10/16/2002 12:13:09 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
Lembas = digestive biscuits?


34,712 posted on 10/16/2002 12:17:03 PM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: 2Jedismom
Apparently it is one of the original Feadógs and is like a collector's item!

So maybe the guy doesn't want to sell after all?

34,713 posted on 10/16/2002 12:18:22 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: RosieCotton
Lembas = digestive biscuits?

Maybe we should try improving the recipe by adding a prune filling.

34,714 posted on 10/16/2002 12:19:33 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
He doesn't even play! Just picked it up in a garage sale, according to him! Too funny. He said when he checked the counter, he was shocked and then when he saw the latest bid on it, he couldn't believe his eyes!

I just think it's hysterical, but I can't help but think I could have got it for a buck ninety five if I'd kept my mouth shut on C&F! A fellow C&Fer has the highest bid currently...
34,715 posted on 10/16/2002 12:32:17 PM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: Overtaxed
This is what Bloomfield says about them...

It's a McCullogh Piggott. You can tell by the stickers top and bottom. Highly recommended! I have two or three and they're hands down the best (proto-) Feadogs you can get. But they are almost impossible to get nowadays.

He just asked me for my snailmail address...

34,716 posted on 10/16/2002 12:35:08 PM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: 2Jedismom
So he's going to send it to you?
34,717 posted on 10/16/2002 12:36:17 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
OT, you're the scientist, right? Maybe you could work on a version of Liquid Lembas????


34,718 posted on 10/16/2002 12:37:27 PM PDT by rightwingreligiousfanatic
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To: Corin Stormhands
Are you officially off the wagon?
34,719 posted on 10/16/2002 12:40:05 PM PDT by ksen
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To: rightwingreligiousfanatic
Maybe you could work on a version of Liquid Lembas????

How about if I try mixing prune juice with a high energy drink like Red Bull?

34,720 posted on 10/16/2002 12:41:58 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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