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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


TOPICS: Books/Literature; Chit/Chat; Poetry; TV/Movies; The Hobbit Hole
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To: ksen
LOL! Very good, ksen. Excellent, actually.

33,861 posted on 10/14/2002 9:59:58 AM PDT by RMDupree
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To: ksen
hehehehe - Would Destructor teach the counterpoint in class #8?
33,862 posted on 10/14/2002 10:03:29 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
"Would Destructor teach the counterpoint in class #8?"

I don't think he's old enough to drive yet...so that's out of the question.
33,863 posted on 10/14/2002 10:04:41 AM PDT by ItsOurTimeNow
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To: ksen
11... What is the distinction between a spam, a sneak and a funkle?
33,864 posted on 10/14/2002 10:04:43 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: ItsOurTimeNow
Well, We can't hire anyone who is any good for that position... we need to stack the deck...
33,865 posted on 10/14/2002 10:05:37 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: ItsOurTimeNow
I don't think he's old enough to drive yet...so that's out of the question.

Trolls can drive?

33,866 posted on 10/14/2002 10:10:41 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: HairOfTheDog
Gene Siskel?
33,867 posted on 10/14/2002 10:10:44 AM PDT by ItsOurTimeNow
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To: HairOfTheDog
Destructor's class would be:

How I Came To Be A Troll.

He could also teach:

Understanding Orc and Uruk-hai: The Language of Flaming

101 Ways to Cook Hobbit, Dwarf and Elf

101 Ways to Cook Man Flesh

Sentimenal Journey: Necking with Nazgul

33,868 posted on 10/14/2002 10:11:37 AM PDT by RMDupree
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To: HairOfTheDog
Would Destructor teach the counterpoint in class #8?

He'd probably demand some sort of honorarium and I don't think we would be prepared to pay those out.

I was hoping we'd get chari.....uh, I mean, I was hoping we'd get speakers for free.

33,869 posted on 10/14/2002 10:13:12 AM PDT by ksen
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To: RosieCotton
Trolls can drive?

He did a pretty good job of driving a lot of us crazy....

33,870 posted on 10/14/2002 10:15:12 AM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
12. Discerning the Gender of a Dwarf.

. It was said by Gimli that there are few dwarf-women, probably no more than a third of the whole people. They seldom walk abroad except at great need, They are in voice and appearance, and in garb if they must go on a journey, so like to the dwarf-men that the eyes and ears of other peoples cannot tell them apart. This has given rise to the foolish opinion among Men that there are no dwarf-women, and that the Dwarves 'grow out of stone'.

33,871 posted on 10/14/2002 10:15:12 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: HairOfTheDog; rightwingreligiousfanatic; RMDupree; ksen
Even though my wife thinks my obsession's a little weird, she doesn't mind it any, I don't think.

She's very outgoing and really enjoys meeting people, so an "Entmoot" will be right up her alley, she won't mind the quirkiness of it at all, as she's a little quirky herself.

She read LOTR in college, she says, but hasn't felt any need to ever read it again, as I do. I did convince her to go to the theatre with me to see it 3 of the 5 times I went.

But I look forward very much to meeting everyone, I expect the Entmoot to be a really fun occasion.

Do you think we should have shirt stickers with both our screen and real names, like if we were at a convention?
33,872 posted on 10/14/2002 10:16:12 AM PDT by Sam Cree
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To: RosieCotton
Maybe to be safe we should address every Dwarf we meet as "ma'am" until we know for sure. ;^)
33,873 posted on 10/14/2002 10:17:02 AM PDT by ksen
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To: Sam Cree
I was thinking of name tags with at least our FR handles on them. Real name could be optional, but I think real names would be exchanged very quickly.
33,874 posted on 10/14/2002 10:19:06 AM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
...and don't forget the secret FReeper handshake!
33,875 posted on 10/14/2002 10:19:49 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Sam Cree
That's what I did (shirt stickers - I still have hundreds of blanks if needed) when I put together the Florida FReeper Inauguration Celebration back in January 2000.

It helps to distinguish who everyone is, and it also gives the paranoid people the option of just going by their screen name.

FReeper parties are fun, but I know that this entmoot will be more than fun, it will be a blast! The main reason being that there is nothing really to disagree about since we all love LoTR, whereas in political discussion there will always be disagreement.

33,876 posted on 10/14/2002 10:20:43 AM PDT by RMDupree
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To: RosieCotton
Beards and cleavage... tips on creative braiding for dwarf women.... (or Why did my husband have to be a dwarf?)
33,877 posted on 10/14/2002 10:21:14 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: RMDupree; Overtaxed; ksen
The main reason being that there is nothing really to disagree about since we all love LoTR

She don't know us vewy wew, do she? ;-)

33,878 posted on 10/14/2002 10:22:27 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: ksen
He did a pretty good job of driving a lot of us crazy....

I think a lot of us were already there...

33,879 posted on 10/14/2002 10:27:00 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: RosieCotton
*grin*

I just don't want to let on how much I will enjoy the elf-dwarf feuds!

33,880 posted on 10/14/2002 10:28:17 AM PDT by RMDupree
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