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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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To: JenB
someone think up a character we haven't bashed much, quick!

Ummm....Elrond, Glorfindel, Celeborn, Galadriel, Legolas, ...I already bashed Gildor, Arwen, and Haldir "The Snoot."

2,781 posted on 04/18/2002 11:20:03 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
No Elrond bashing! Hey, all those names are ELVES!! I'm gonna bash someone shorter than I am, thank you... Thorin! Sure, he died in The Hobbit, but man! There's a stuck-up dwarf if there ever was one! I mean, everything from refusing to help with the dishes, to that whole thing over the Arkenstone, not to mention calling Bilbo a rat! Stupid guy managed to get every major force of fighters in the area after him, and then calls in his cousins so they can get slaughtered too! Then he dies, avoiding having to clean up after that mess - hmmph! He's skated for far too long. Let's have open season on Thorin Oakenshield.

I feel much better now. Let's take another look at that blasted flaming rotten code. Could my compiler be any less helpful? Someone needs to make a compiler that tells you that the reason why you have thirteen errors is because you left off a '}' somewhere.

2,782 posted on 04/18/2002 11:41:22 AM PDT by JenB
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To: Overtaxed
Overtaxed! You go! Someone needs to defend poor little Smeagol. (By the way, I was just teasing... I came out as Samwise)
2,783 posted on 04/18/2002 11:54:48 AM PDT by carton253
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To: JenB;Lucius Cornelius Sulla;Corin Stormhands
Then he dies, avoiding having to clean up after that mess - hmmph! He's skated for far too long. Let's have open season on Thorin Oakenshield.

Calling all Dwarves!

Just like an Elf...an immortal snooty Elf to speak ill of the dead. At least he didn't swear some stupid oath and attack his own people destroying their kingdom and killing a rightful king and his heir in the process.

2,784 posted on 04/18/2002 12:07:25 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: carton253
By the way, I was just teasing... I came out as Samwise

You came out as a "nast, cruel, rude" hobbit who treated Smeagol so badly? LOL!

2,785 posted on 04/18/2002 12:09:01 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
Oh, no, being all nasty to Bilbo and refusing to talk to the nice Wood-Elves who rescued him and his starving friends, then starting a war over a diamond and refusing to listen to reason, that's much better! (Besides, we've already beaten up on Feanor and sons.) And thank you for comparing me to an Elf. See, that test was flawed. :-)
2,786 posted on 04/18/2002 12:13:03 PM PDT by JenB
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To: JenB
And thank you for comparing me to an Elf.

LOL! It wasn't meant as a compliment. I recall that the Dwarves didn't find the "hospitality" of the Elves to their liking.

Never trust an Elf!

2,787 posted on 04/18/2002 12:29:16 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
Yeah, well, compared to the 'fabled hospitality of the Dwarves' that the Fellowship... enjoyed... I'd say the Elf-kingdom was downright nice!
2,788 posted on 04/18/2002 12:48:59 PM PDT by JenB
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To: JenB;Overtaxed;Penny1;All
Another message from 2JM:
Hey!

Yep, it's a pitiful thing. I don't know when I'm going to get the PC, depends on what my mom can do with the mac. I didn't want to buy the pc now because we could have paid cash for it next month. Oh well...

Thanks for posting my email on the thread! I've been following the personality discussion all day! I am "Merry" and pretty happy with that.

I've also taken the time to mow the yard with the lawnmower my husband so thoughtfully bought me for my birthday last year!! LOL It's a push mower (not self propelled) and so I've had a real workout today!

Anyway, I see everyone saying hello and that's nice. I'll be back soon. Probably this weekend.

As for me, I am super busy - probably not be in much the rest of the day - tootles!

2,789 posted on 04/18/2002 12:49:41 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: JenB
It's not Balin's fault he was...indisposed. :)
2,790 posted on 04/18/2002 12:50:59 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
Ah, I think a visual aid might be helpful here:



2,791 posted on 04/18/2002 12:53:01 PM PDT by Penny1
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To: 2Jedismom
Hi! We miss you!

I think you and I fared the best on that personality test--we are the only ones entirely satisfied with our results, LOL.

I sure hope we can have you back soon! Are you able to access Yahoogroups at all? If you are set up with email delivery of the messages from our group, then we could actually all exchange messages with you there, couldn't we?

2,792 posted on 04/18/2002 12:56:19 PM PDT by Penny1
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To: Overtaxed
But when they show up at Lothlorien, looks who's home - the Elves! And our friends get to relax and get presents. Not once are they forced to flee Orcs or big nasty demons. Obviously Elves are better at keeping their homes free of pests.
2,793 posted on 04/18/2002 12:57:20 PM PDT by JenB
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To: Penny1
I've been emailing 2JM through the yahoogroups site.
2,794 posted on 04/18/2002 12:58:58 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: JenB
Obviously Elves are better at keeping their homes free of pests.

We should release a few dragons in Lothlorien and find out!

2,795 posted on 04/18/2002 1:00:20 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed
Ha! Dragons are no match for Elves.... remember who killed Smaug? Bard the Bowman! And Elves are really, really good at what? Shooting arrows! I give the dragons five minutes before they're dragon steak. Which sounds really good. Wonder if 2JM has a recipe!
2,796 posted on 04/18/2002 1:03:41 PM PDT by JenB
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To: Overtaxed
Smeagol doesn't care...
2,797 posted on 04/18/2002 1:05:30 PM PDT by carton253
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To: carton253
He endures so much misunderstanding.
2,798 posted on 04/18/2002 1:06:08 PM PDT by carton253
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To: carton253
But he does what he promises... (almost)
2,799 posted on 04/18/2002 1:06:29 PM PDT by carton253
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To: carton253
And gets the 00's.
2,800 posted on 04/18/2002 1:06:43 PM PDT by carton253
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