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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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To: rightwingreligiousfanatic
I don't know who this "Shamlis" fella is, but I'm pretty sure it was Gimli who bringing the roof down with his new dance style.

Here is the only picture I could find from the paper. Obviously it is quite late into the night because as you can see the room is a mess.

As you can see, Legolas, Elessar, and the Boromir look-alike weren't taking too kindly to Paparazzi being about. If you look closely at the picture you will see it is definitely Gimli and he is wearing snow-pants. They are even tucked into his galoshes.

This pic was taken just as Gimli was getting ready to premiere his "Snow Pants Polka."

It could not possibly have been Gimli engaging in such unseemly (undwarvely) behavior.

Well ever since he started hanging around with Legolas, Gimli has been acting "undwarvely." I mean he fell in love with an Elf-witch, he actually LIKES forests now, you get the drift.

26,401 posted on 09/19/2002 4:59:43 PM PDT by ksen
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To: JenB
So you're backing the union?

Only until the sweatshop conditions are improved.

26,402 posted on 09/19/2002 5:01:16 PM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
Looks like Legolas, Elessar, and the Boromir look-alike are ready to break into a line dance.
26,403 posted on 09/19/2002 5:02:14 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: JenB; Overtaxed
If I said he looked like "Lord Peter Wimsey", would you know what I meant?

No, I wouldn't.

The Silmaril that was Beren's gift to Thingol to win the hand of Luthien?

I wonder what he would have given for the rest of her?

26,404 posted on 09/19/2002 5:06:13 PM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
His own hand, for one....

Actually he already had the rest of her....

26,405 posted on 09/19/2002 5:09:23 PM PDT by JenB
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To: Overtaxed; JenB
"We're Knights of the Round Table!
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines
And chorus scenes
With footwork im-pecc-able!
We're opera mad at Camelot!
We eat ham and jam and spam-a-lot!"

Can't think of the rest right now. ;^)

26,406 posted on 09/19/2002 5:11:04 PM PDT by ksen
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To: Overtaxed; JenB; rightwingreligiousfanatic
In the paper it said Gimli started off his polka by singing a song he wrote that started with:

"Oompa, oompa, oompa-dee-doo!"

26,407 posted on 09/19/2002 5:14:18 PM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
A Elberth Gilthoniel

o menel paran diriel....

26,408 posted on 09/19/2002 5:17:59 PM PDT by JenB
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To: JenB
Uh, does that mean I'm in trouble?
26,409 posted on 09/19/2002 5:20:17 PM PDT by ksen
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To: ksen
So you're a dwarf basher as well as an elf basher, eh? That's not the way to win friends and influence dwarves, pal. If you want me to bash elves with ye, then I need a little help on my end, know what I mean? Abusing and distorting the meaning of photos of actual events does not help your case.

And just exactly what, I would like to know, is wrong with liking forests anyway?

26,410 posted on 09/19/2002 5:31:19 PM PDT by rightwingreligiousfanatic
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To: ksen
Uh, does that mean I'm in trouble?

Uh, how about a closer look at this:


26,411 posted on 09/19/2002 5:36:04 PM PDT by rightwingreligiousfanatic
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To: ksen

Now you know I'm really a dwarf.......;^)

26,412 posted on 09/19/2002 5:48:03 PM PDT by rightwingreligiousfanatic
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To: rightwingreligiousfanatic
Humph and Harumph, I say! Grrrrrr! Snow pants....

.....galoshes......


26,413 posted on 09/19/2002 5:52:58 PM PDT by rightwingreligiousfanatic
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To: rightwingreligiousfanatic
Dwarf-Rage Funkle!
26,414 posted on 09/19/2002 5:54:29 PM PDT by rightwingreligiousfanatic
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To: ksen
No, I was just trying to show you that Elf-song is lovelier than Dwarf-song, and that was all I could remember off the top of my head in Elvish.
26,415 posted on 09/19/2002 6:06:18 PM PDT by JenB
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To: JenB
Elf-song is lovelier than Dwarf-song

No argument there. And now, as the lovely strains of elvish music soothe my rage and calm my spirit, I grow peaceful and gentle again. Off to put the kids to bed and then read more from the Silmarillion.

Peace, everybody!

26,416 posted on 09/19/2002 6:19:25 PM PDT by rightwingreligiousfanatic
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To: rightwingreligiousfanatic
Elf Song?
26,417 posted on 09/19/2002 6:40:53 PM PDT by 2Jedismom
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To: ksen

Elvis*h

Regards,

Rock*o

26,418 posted on 09/19/2002 6:47:50 PM PDT by Rocko
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To: Rocko; JenB; rightwingreligiousfanatic; ksen; 2Jedismom
Good evening all!

I am home from the wicked dreary city where the men dwell...

I like forests.
26,419 posted on 09/19/2002 6:57:42 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
Good evening. I'm getting the boys into bed. BBL
26,420 posted on 09/19/2002 6:59:41 PM PDT by 2Jedismom
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