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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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To: HairOfTheDog
"what a J stroke is"

You know, the way you work the paddle, when canoeing.

It was definitely a compliment, I like the elves.

I'm waiting for the image of Arwen in a French maid's outfit to be posted, though... I'm probably skating on thin ice here, though, as the men's club is not in session at the moment.

22,761 posted on 09/01/2002 4:02:53 PM PDT by Sam Cree
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To: Overtaxed; Corin Stormhands
Would you know one if you saw one?

I don't think I shall answer that. Corin, want to input? BTW, that's one of my favorite verses you quoted there....

22,762 posted on 09/01/2002 4:05:24 PM PDT by JenB
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To: Corin Stormhands
The interpreter that I knew well was one of the kindest souls you would ever meet. He lost his wife and children in a torched village while he was imprisoned... And it always impressed me that folk like him were able to withstand the worst of abuse and cruelty in people, survive, and be full of joy and appreciation of life.

He was trying to start up a non-profit when I last saw him, to send wheelchairs and crutches back to Vietnam for amputees and other injured survivors who were there. He said such basics were rare, and family members carried and pulled them in carts. Many were just bed-bound. He started just buying wheelchairs second-hand and shipping them there. He really believed in it and I wonder if he got an organization going.
22,763 posted on 09/01/2002 4:05:42 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: NewCenturions; Overtaxed

Rivendell Orchestra Practice...

22,764 posted on 09/01/2002 4:09:37 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: osagebowman
I always enjoy your comments too... dazzle us with discussions of arrow-tossing any time!
22,765 posted on 09/01/2002 4:09:41 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: Sam Cree
Well, I guess if we had as many years as our friend Legolas has, we could all be better archers. It's as addictive as Freerepublic and the Hobbit Hole. Cost is quite low, if one makes their own tackle. The time factor, well, it is considerable.
22,766 posted on 09/01/2002 4:09:45 PM PDT by osagebowman
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To: Corin Stormhands
wait a minute, Smurfs look much more like dwarves than elves.
22,767 posted on 09/01/2002 4:12:04 PM PDT by NewCenturions
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To: Sam Cree
I'm waiting for the image of Arwen in a French maid's outfit to be posted,

Rats! I can't find one.

22,768 posted on 09/01/2002 4:13:04 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: osagebowman
Well, I'm hoping to retire to the Virginia hills, and if I pull that off, I'll probably try to take the time to try and learn it.

I'm intrigued by your remark about making your own tackle and wonder how much of it one might actually make.

22,769 posted on 09/01/2002 4:13:59 PM PDT by Sam Cree
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To: osagebowman; 2Jedismom
It's as addictive as Freerepublic and the Hobbit Hole.

Ummmm.....ever think of taking up the tin whistle?

22,770 posted on 09/01/2002 4:16:39 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Sam Cree
I'm probably skating on thin ice here, though, as the men's club is not in session at the moment.

Speaking of the men's club...HOKIES WIN! 26-8.

Sorry Sam...searching for "arwen...maid...liv...tyler..." (and several combinations) produced no upstairs maids...

22,771 posted on 09/01/2002 4:17:28 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
Posting pictures from the Bakshi Abomination is forbidden and punishable by up to three years in Mordor, or a seven-Dwarven-ring fine. You have been warned. Also don't remove the tags from your pillows.
22,772 posted on 09/01/2002 4:18:40 PM PDT by JenB
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To: HairOfTheDog
The man that spoke today, hopes that one day the country will open up to Christianity and the folks he is working with can return. He made a few references to how much Americans have.

I won't give the graphic details, but because he was so effective at evangelization in prisons, they once put him in a women's prison with prostitutes. He was then assigned to clean the toilet. Of course they recycle everything and that was his job...

22,773 posted on 09/01/2002 4:21:16 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: JenB
Posting pictures from the Bakshi Abomination is forbidden


22,774 posted on 09/01/2002 4:29:31 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: JenB
"the Bakshi Abomination is forbidden and punishable by up to three years in Mordor"

What then is the punishment for posting pictures from the Rankin&Bass horrors?
22,775 posted on 09/01/2002 4:33:40 PM PDT by NewCenturions
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To: NewCenturions; Overtaxed; JenB
wait a minute, Smurfs look much more like dwarves than elves.

From smurf.com (I won't even link it): Papa Smurf with his white beard is the oldest of all: “I had just turned 542 when the chanterelle mushrooms came up last June!” He said that in October 1958 when the story first appeared in the weekly “Le Journal de Spirou”. So that makes him - 542. Smurfs never get older.

Sounds elfish to me...

22,776 posted on 09/01/2002 4:36:59 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
Elfish? Elfish?! Tolkien would have your head if he heard you use such a term! The delicacies of language require the use of the word elvish when referring that anything like or pertaining to Elves.

Besides, Dwarves live a few hundred years... the Smurfs could be mutated Dwarves... after all, there are no female smurfs, isn't that right?

22,777 posted on 09/01/2002 4:39:10 PM PDT by JenB
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To: JenB
Elfish
22,778 posted on 09/01/2002 4:42:41 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
Short, stubby, and BLUE. No, none of the elves I know answer that description.
22,779 posted on 09/01/2002 4:43:17 PM PDT by NewCenturions
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To: Sam Cree; Corin Stormhands; Overtaxed; All
Evening all... having a good weekend here, sounds like y'all are too.

Sam, I managed to find a picture of Arwen doing housework, but she's not wearing a French maid's outfit, unfortunately... click here if you dare!

22,780 posted on 09/01/2002 4:45:50 PM PDT by Bear_in_RoseBear
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