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The New Hobbit Hole

Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The New Hobbit Hole

Concerning Hobbits

The New Hobbit Chronicles

This is a continuation of the infamous thread New Zealander Builds Hobbit Hole originally posted on January 26, 2001 by John Farson, who at the time undoubtedly thought he had found a rather obscure article that would elicit a few replies and die out. Without knowing it, he became the founder of the Hobbit Hole. For reasons incomprehensible to some, the thread grew to over 4100 replies. It became the place for hobbits and friends of hobbits to chit chat and share LoTR news and views, hang out, and talk amongst ourselves in the comfort of familiar surroundings.

In keeping with the new posting guidelines, the thread idea is continuing here, as will the Green Dragon Inn, our more structured spin-off thread, as soon as we figure out how to move all the good discussion that has been had there. As for the Hobbit Hole, we will just start fresh, bringing only a few mathoms such as the picture above with us to make it feel like home, and perhaps a walk down memory lane:

Our discussion has been light:

It very well may be that a thread named "New Zealander builds Hobbit hole" will end up being the longest Tolkien thread of them all, with some of the best heartfelt content... Sorry John, but I would have rather it had been one with a more distinguished title!… post 252 - HairOfTheDog

However, I can still celebrate, with quiet dignity, the fact that what started as a laugh about some wacko in New Zealand has mutated and grown into a multifaceted discussion of the art, literature, and philosophy that is Tolkien. And now that I've managed to write the most pompous sentence of my entire life, I agree, Rosie… post 506 - JenB

Hah! I was number 1000!! (Elvish victory dance... wait, no; that would be too flitty) … post 1001 - BibChr

Real men don't have to be afraid of being flitty! Go for it. – post 1011 – HairOfTheDog

Seventeen years to research one mystical object seems a bit excessive… post 1007 - JenB

Okay...who's the wise guy who didn't renew Gandalf's research grant?… post 1024 – Overtaxed

To the very philosophical:

…Judas Iscariot obviously was a good man, or he wouldn't have been chosen to be one of the Apostles. He loved Jesus, like all of the Apostles, but he betrayed him. Yet without his betrayal, the Passion and Crucifixion would never have occurred, and mankind would not have been redeemed. So without his self-destruction infinite good would not have been accomplished. I certainly do not mean this to be irreverant but it seems to me that this describes the character of Gollum, in the scenes so movingly portrayed above… Lucius Cornelius Sulla

To fun but heartfelt debates about the integrity and worth of some of the characters…

…Anyone else notice how Boromir treats the hobbits? He's very fond of them but he seems to think of them as children - ruffling Frodo's hair, calls them all 'little ones'. He likes them, but I don't think he really respects them… post 1536 - JenB

Yes... Tolkien told us not to trust Boromir right off the bat when he began to laugh at Bilbo, until he realized that the Council obviously held this hobbit in high esteem. What a pompous dolt… post 1538 - HairOfTheDog

…I think almost every fault of his can be traced directly back to his blindness to anything spiritual or unseen. He considers the halflings as children, because that is what they look like. He considers the only hope of the ring to be in taking it and using it for a victory in the physical realm. He cannot see what the hobbits are truly made of, he cannot see the unseen hope of what the destruction of the ring might mean--the destruction of Sauron himself, and he cannot see the unseen danger that lies in the use of the ring itself… I just feel sorry for Boromir--he is like a blind but honorable man, trying to take the right path on the road but missing the right path entirely because he simply cannot see it… post 1548 - Penny1

Boromir isn't a jerk, he's a jock… post 2401 – Overtaxed

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Oh, I think by the time Frodo reaches the Cracks, he's not even himself anymore! I think he's not only on the brink of a dangerous place physically, he's on the brink of losing himself completely during the exchange with Gollum. But for some reason, the take-over isn't complete till he actually has to throw the Ring in. The person speaking to Gollum is not Frodo, but the "Wheel of Fire" that Sam sees. After the Ring is destroyed, Frodo not only comes back to himself, but comes back with the unbearable (to him) knowledge of what it's like to be completely without compassion. I think that's why it's so important to him to be compassionate in the Shire… post 2506 - 2Jedismom

…Regarding Frodo's compassion... it's a little too much at the end. Even Merry tells him that he's going to have to quit being so darn nice. But you're right. He's learned a lesson about evil that very few ever learn since it wasn't an external lesson but an internal one. (Those kinds of lessons have the greatest impact) Not only did he totally succumb to it, but he was rather ruthless to my little Smeagol… post 2516 - carton253

Well that Frodo was a big mean bully! (to Smeagol)… post 2519 – Overtaxed

So as you can see, everything JRR Tolkien (and Peter Jackson) is welcome here in our New Row, our soon-to-be familiar New Hobbit Hole…; philosophy, opinion, good talk and frequent silliness.


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To: JenB
Hullo Jen! - Causing less trouble than you! And I have been drinking! Bwah!

Palo just posted this in the DD thread and pinged me... talks about NorthWesterners

You might be from the Northwest if you:

* Feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash.

* Use the expression ''sun break'' and know what it means.

* Know more people who own boats than air conditioners.

* Feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant.

* Stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the ''Walk'' signal.

* Consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it's not a real mountain.

* Know the difference between Chinook, Coho, and Sockeye salmon.

* Know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Issaquah, Oregon, and Willamette.

* Consider swimming an indoor sport.

* Can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese, and Thai food.

* In winter, go to work in the dark and come home in the dark -- while only working eight-hour days.

* Never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho.

* Are not fazed by ''Today's forecast: showers followed by rain, and Tomorrow's forecast: rain followed by showers.''

* You can't wait for a day with ''showers and sun breaks.''

* Have no concept of humidity without precipitation.

* Know that Boring is a town in Oregon and not just a state of mind.

* Can point to at least two volcanoes, even if you can't see through the cloud cover.

* Say, ''The mountain is out'' when it's a pretty day and you can actually see it.

* Put on your shorts when the temperature gets above 50, but still wear your hiking boots and parka.

* Switch to your sandals when it gets above 60, but keep the socks on.

* Have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain.

* Think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists.

* Knew immediately that the view out ''Frasier's'' window was fake.

* Buy new sunglasses every year, because you can't find the old ones after such a long time.

* Switch from ''heat'' to ''a/c'' in the same day.

* You use a down comforter in the summer.

* Your grandparents drive 65 mph through 2 feet of water during raging rainstorm without flinching.

* Design your kid's Halloween costume to fit under a raincoat.

* Know that driving is better in the winter because almost everybody stays home.

* Think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel pajamas.

17,781 posted on 08/09/2002 7:21:00 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
LCS focuses on the business at hand most of the time, and I think he is bored with us and recruiting new members!

Nope, I've just been out of circulation so long that I figure that if there are more newcomers, people will explain what is going on to them, and I will be able to catch on to what has been happenning here!

17,782 posted on 08/09/2002 7:35:59 PM PDT by Lucius Cornelius Sulla
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To: JenB
(just kidding, Corin and any other evil Arminians out there ;-)

Doing fine here, JenB, I forget, are us Papists Arminians, or are we completely beyond the pale. (Nice expression, that, the 'Pale' was that part of Ireland in the vicinity of Dublin, and under Norman English control, 'beyond the "Pale"' were the 'wild' Irish, not in fact subject to the King of England.)

17,783 posted on 08/09/2002 7:40:56 PM PDT by Lucius Cornelius Sulla
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To: Lucius Cornelius Sulla
I am a Lutheran.... And I don't have any idea whether I am an Armenian or not.
17,784 posted on 08/09/2002 7:42:59 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: Lucius Cornelius Sulla
No, I understand that you Papists sowed the Arminian heresy as a way of getting back at us for the Reformation. You're actually probably worse ;-)

Hmm, if you're declaring yourself Irish there, I might as well take joy in my few Scottish ancestors - after all, they were probably good Calvinists themselves! Does that mean I can paint myself blue, wear a kilt, and drink pints til weird hours of the morning, then running around yelling "FREEDOM!"?

17,785 posted on 08/09/2002 7:44:10 PM PDT by JenB
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To: Corin Stormhands; Overtaxed; g'nad; HairOfTheDog; Bear_in_RoseBear; JenB; Rose in RoseBear; ...
Yippee!! Hey everybody, I just heard an ad from Kia automobiles. It says that everybody who tests drives a Kia gets a free LOTR DVD!! Everyone start your engines!! (You don't have to buy one, and they are cheap, too!!)
17,786 posted on 08/09/2002 7:44:34 PM PDT by Lucius Cornelius Sulla
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To: Lucius Cornelius Sulla
So are you going on a test drive tonight?
17,787 posted on 08/09/2002 7:45:49 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: Lucius Cornelius Sulla
Do they let 19 yr olds test drive new Kias?
17,788 posted on 08/09/2002 7:46:11 PM PDT by JenB
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To: JenB
Hmm, if you're declaring yourself Irish there, I might as well take joy in my few Scottish ancestors

I'm a quarter Irish, and you may remember that the Scots migrated from Ireland (known to the Romans as Scotia), around the turn of the millennium. So hello there, cousin!!

17,789 posted on 08/09/2002 7:48:05 PM PDT by Lucius Cornelius Sulla
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To: Lucius Cornelius Sulla
I just heard an ad from Kia automobiles

Yes! Rose saw that commercial, and it's very funny! It features a couple test-driving a Kia, being chased by four riders on horseback (ala the Black Riders). When the Riders catch up to the car, the woman rolls down the window, and the lead Rider pulls off his headpiece and offers them a copy of the FOTR DVD... we cracked up!

17,790 posted on 08/09/2002 7:49:45 PM PDT by Bear_in_RoseBear
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To: HairOfTheDog; JenB
A little late in the East for car hunting tonight. As for 19 year olds, I guess that is up to the salesman and the dealer.
17,791 posted on 08/09/2002 7:49:51 PM PDT by Lucius Cornelius Sulla
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To: Lucius Cornelius Sulla
True, true. But I am mostly English so you may want to shun me for the oppression of your potato-eating brethern years ago, huh?

I hope no one here is French....

17,792 posted on 08/09/2002 7:52:15 PM PDT by JenB
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To: Bear_in_RoseBear
Yes! Rose saw that commercial, and it's very funny!

Watching 'Law and Order, Special Victim's Unit', by any chance?

17,793 posted on 08/09/2002 7:52:18 PM PDT by Lucius Cornelius Sulla
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To: JenB
you may want to shun me

Us potato eaters refer to this as 'boycotting' someone, not shunning them (that is for the Pennsylvania Dutch, I think)

17,794 posted on 08/09/2002 7:54:49 PM PDT by Lucius Cornelius Sulla
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To: Lucius Cornelius Sulla
Why no, actually we're watching pre-season football on a local channel... Dallas Cowboys vs. Oakland Raiders.

We're ready for some football!
17,795 posted on 08/09/2002 7:55:32 PM PDT by Bear_in_RoseBear
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To: Lucius Cornelius Sulla
Yes, that's right - you are good at boycotting and occasionally building railroads and mines, not producing new things and conquering places with funny food like us Anglo-Saxon sorts.
17,796 posted on 08/09/2002 7:56:34 PM PDT by JenB
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To: JenB
Sneak
17,797 posted on 08/09/2002 7:56:55 PM PDT by JenB
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To: JenB
Sneak
17,798 posted on 08/09/2002 7:56:58 PM PDT by JenB
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To: JenB
Sneak
17,799 posted on 08/09/2002 7:56:58 PM PDT by JenB
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To: JenB
Sneak
17,800 posted on 08/09/2002 7:57:03 PM PDT by JenB
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