Man, my computer sure is acting up today...keeps freezing up, and giving me a message that some illegal act is being performed, and it throws me offline
The first time I ever got that sort of message about some 'illegal' act being performed, I was a computer newbie, and completely ignorant of computer terminology.....so when I got that message for the first time, I got so scared, I called my son at work, and was crying, convinced that soon the police would be at my door to arrest me, and I wanted my son to tell me what I did that was wrong...well of course, he and his fellow employees had a good laugh over that one...ah, I am such a dunderhead at times...