An atheist is being pursued by a large grizzly bear prays for help. Time is suspended and he hears a voice asking "Why should I help you now?" The atheist is dejected, but asks instead, "Could you just make the bear a Christian?"
The bear bows his hear and begins to pray, "Oh Lord, we thank thee for what we are about to receive ...."
Sorry. Wrong door. My bad again. Excuses me. Carry on.