[4CJ]

Here's one my daughter didn't tell me on the way to school this morning:

An atheist is being pursued by a large grizzly bear prays for help. Time is suspended and he hears a voice asking "Why should I help you now?" The atheist is dejected, but asks instead, "Could you just make the bear a Christian?"

The bear bows his hear and begins to pray, "Oh Lord, we thank thee for what we are about to receive ...."

Sorry. Wrong door. My bad again. Excuses me. Carry on.

[okimhere]

GOOD one - (holding my sides). Glad you wandered into this wrong door.

Hey, Gran, love that pirate yacht. The water looks so inviting! Thanks for sharing.

[palo verde]

hi 4con J's
nice to c u
you're welcome to come hang out here with us anytime
we are glad to have u
Love, Palo

[grannie9]

Excuse me... but that wouldn't be your bra on the previous post? I know it's not mine..but...I suppose it could be yours? (omg, are you a mail male?)

[palo verde]

rofl your jokes are funny
Love, Palo