it started out as a pleasure Cruise
onboard a worldly ship
a three year tour
a three year tour
the economy starting getting rough
the luxury ship went broke
with an abandoned ship and crew
the tour voyage was lost
the tour voyage was lost
The ship became stranded in a far East Land
Stuck in a foreign port
everyone who set sail that day
failed to get what they paid
Their Dream voyage a bust
Their Dream voyage a bust
The papers blamed the Iran war
the fault of orange man bad
The man who saved America
Turned the bad guys mad!
Turned the bad guys mad!