You missed the days they have sex with animals.
That could be everyday.
Oh my goodness. We had really good cameras on masts in Afghanistan. We could see miles around the FOB. Day, night, all weather. Waaaay out past Fort Mudge.
There used to be a LOT of footage of Afghan shepherds drilling their livestock. Hold the tail, drop the man jammies, do your business, and slap 'em on the butt when you're done.
It's a good thing humans, goats, sheep, and cows, can't interbreed. Otherwise Afghanistan would be ruled by minotaurs.