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1 posted on 09/16/2026 11:57:53 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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It’s all in what’s meant by “the worst guard dog”: One that doesn’t bite or one that does bite. Just another “question of the ages”. Cheers!


2 posted on 09/16/2026 12:01:14 PM PDT by glennaro (2026: The year to crush the growing internal communism and jihadism in our free Republic)
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I’ve never met a Goldie that wasn’t friendly.

Their performance as ‘watch dogs’ is limited to watching the burglar take everything out of the house.


3 posted on 09/16/2026 12:03:01 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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I have 2 Goldens, and my Field Bred would do exactly that up to rolling over for a belly rub.


4 posted on 09/16/2026 12:05:01 PM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (... )
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Golden retriever are Best Buddies not Guard Dogs ,LOL


7 posted on 09/16/2026 12:06:33 PM PDT by butlerweave (Fateh)
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We had two huskies that were too friendly.

If we had a home robbery, they would probably show them were the good stuff was hidden and help them load it for a little attention.


8 posted on 09/16/2026 12:12:04 PM PDT by sjmjax
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Our Great Dane and Mastiff do a Great Job!!!


10 posted on 09/16/2026 12:13:29 PM PDT by eyeamok
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Given this is CA, the homeowner is lucky the burglar didn’t just declare the home his and kick the owners out.

They need bars on their windows, broken glass, the works.

The guy is undoubtedly released and will be back and kill them in their sleep.


11 posted on 09/16/2026 12:14:10 PM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Sometimes There Is No Lesser Of Two Evils)
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My understanding is no family dog will protect property unless trained to do so. And protecting family members is not guaranteed, unless so trained.


13 posted on 09/16/2026 12:20:16 PM PDT by sonova (No money? You're free to go.)
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Lucky the guy didn’t fall when the ladder moved; he’d have probably sued.


14 posted on 09/16/2026 12:20:59 PM PDT by mykroar ("It's Not the Nature of the Evidence; It's the Seriousness of the Charge." - El Rushbo)
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If you want a guard dog get a herding breed. They were bred to protect their flock against wolves.


15 posted on 09/16/2026 12:23:44 PM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of scenery, wildlife and climbing, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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I guess the family can count their blessings it was a burglar and not a cop, or the vicious canine would have almost certainly been destroyed.


16 posted on 09/16/2026 12:26:37 PM PDT by Gunslingr3
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I miss the Far Side cartoons (by Gary Larson).


17 posted on 09/16/2026 12:27:28 PM PDT by Mr. N. Wolfe
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I freaking love golden retrievers!

There are four things golden retrievers, love:

1. Love

2. Food.

3. Water.

4. Dead, rotting things or excrement to roll in.

That’s it. They live a simple life.

I do love golden retrievers… :-)


19 posted on 09/16/2026 12:30:01 PM PDT by rlmorel (Factio Communistica Sinensis Delenda Est)
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Worst burglar, too.


21 posted on 09/16/2026 12:35:22 PM PDT by Fido969
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Only slightly better....

25 posted on 09/16/2026 12:38:57 PM PDT by PGR88
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26 posted on 09/16/2026 12:42:00 PM PDT by rlmorel (Factio Communistica Sinensis Delenda Est)
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What they are really luck about is that the cops didn’t shoot the dogs.


28 posted on 09/16/2026 12:43:46 PM PDT by Sequoyah101 (Opinions and belly buttons, everybody has one and they get to show them if they want to.)
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I love how he waited with his ball for the police to come and play with him.


30 posted on 09/16/2026 12:48:39 PM PDT by lastchance (Cognovit Dominus qui sunt eius.)
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My last dog was a lab and she instantly wanted everyone to be her fries. My dog now, Rhett, is half lab and half Chesapeake Bay. He barks ferociously but all my friends know that I’ll leave a treat in the porch. When I open the inner door he’s barking like a maniac behind the screen door they know to hold it up and say “Rhett, cookie!” He accepts the bribe and they’re admitted without further ado.

He really is quite a shameless sell out.


34 posted on 09/16/2026 1:00:48 PM PDT by j.havenfarm (25 years on Free Republic, 12/10/25! More than 12,750 replies and still not shutting up!)
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Nash was getting the robber to expose himself to the camera from all sides.


36 posted on 09/16/2026 1:09:40 PM PDT by DannyTN
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