[Porkchop]

***The old saying: Boats are like pole dancers they keep working for you as long as you throw $100 bills at them.

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[sweetiepiezer]

Meet Allie O’Brien.

Two years ago she was posting about penguins. Today she’s one of hundreds of progressive influencers being handed New York taxpayer money to shill for socialist Mayor Zohran Mamdani.

City Hall feeds them talking points. Some of them get paid thousands per campaign through ad agencies so the checks don’t look like they come straight from the city.

And the kicker? She doesn’t even live in New York State.

https://twitter.com/i/status/2095240848296284595

[meyer]

Having previously been a boat owner, in a distant previous life (while operating on impulse power, no doubt), I can attest to the accuracy of both the statement that boats are like pole dancers and the cartoon you posted.

A hole in the water in which you pour money.