I’ll adopt, but only if you’re willing to start every day at Zero-Dark-Thirty and end it at about 10pm.
BUT, you get every THIRD Sunday off like every other Hired Hand around here...and your butt had BETTER be in a church pew for the morning hours of THAT day.
You have no excuse - you’re up at Zero-Dark-Thirty on a Sunday Off, anyway! ;)
OK, I clean up pretty good, too. I promise not to skeer the womenfolk and horses. Honest Injun!
That sounds a lot like the way I was raised! Well, parts of it for sure (the zero-dark-thirty part). And the butt in the church pew part. I’m not sure I ever got any day off, even a Sunday, but maybe I did. We worked holidays, too.