Aaaaaand... satire becomes reality in 3....2....1....
1 posted on
08/28/2026 1:27:13 PM PDT by
dayglored
To: dayglored
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"...Our app helps pair them with women who aren't crazy." I could have used that feature many years ago, would have saved a lot of time...
2 posted on
08/28/2026 1:28:09 PM PDT by
dayglored
(This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
To: dayglored
"Our app helps pair them with women who aren't crazy."
Match not found. Try again tomorrow.
3 posted on
08/28/2026 1:30:32 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(If the Islamic Republic government is in power in Iran when the war is over, we will have lost.)
To: dayglored
Gays: “We just want to live our lives. We don’t want to recruit.”
Feminists: “Men and women will not share bathrooms. That’s ridiculous.”
Pro-Abortion: “We don’t support murdering babies.”
Trust your local conspiracy theorist. Never trust the left.
4 posted on
08/28/2026 1:34:30 PM PDT by
ArcadeQuarters
(You can't remove RINOs by voting for them!)
To: dayglored
The Bee gets me every time.
To: dayglored
7 posted on
08/28/2026 1:36:18 PM PDT by
Paladin2
(YMMV)
To: dayglored
Just as a woman her views on pro-life.
8 posted on
08/28/2026 1:48:41 PM PDT by
Jonty30
(When a woman tells dad jokes, she is being a faux-pa.)
To: dayglored
exactly.. this is not good satire, too close to reality
11 posted on
08/28/2026 3:07:34 PM PDT by
wafflehouse
("there was a third possibility that we hadn't even counted upon" -Alice's Restaurant Massacree)
To: dayglored
Almost stung except I didn’t know who Lindsay Clancy was.
12 posted on
08/28/2026 3:45:19 PM PDT by
Zathras
To: dayglored
Satire or not, men should watch these before considering stepping into the dating ring:
Obsession (2026)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVc007hu7vE&t=109s
Fatal Attraction (1987)
Basic Instinct (1992)
Disclosure (1994) A computer specialist is framed and sued for sexual harassment by a former lover turned boss who initiated the act forcefully, which threatens both his career and his personal life.
13 posted on
08/28/2026 3:48:11 PM PDT by
frank ballenger
(There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
To: dayglored
imagine the first date
Man: “So... What do you think about the Lindsay Clancy Case?”
Watches his date’s reaction intently, thinks he sees a gleam in her eye, asks for check
14 posted on
08/28/2026 4:25:11 PM PDT by
Bob434
(Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like a banana)
To: dayglored
I thought it was true at first. It’s a really good idea.
15 posted on
08/28/2026 4:32:17 PM PDT by
MayflowerMadam
(In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.)
To: dayglored
Ask them if they think women should still be allowed to vote. If they answer yes, then they’re not about to think out complex issue...or maybe they are, which is even worse.
16 posted on
08/28/2026 4:40:35 PM PDT by
BobL
(Trusting one's doctor is the #1 health mistake one can make.)
To: dayglored
Dating apps really should do this.
17 posted on
08/28/2026 5:09:39 PM PDT by
AlaskaErik
(There are three kinds of rats: Rats, Damned Rats, and DemocRats.)
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