I've seen some ranch girls go at it. But it was more MMA than hair pulling.
I've been all around this great big world and I've seen all kinds of girls.
Lord help you if you piss off a farm girl.
Two boys fight on the playground, after you're done you shake hands a day or two later and you're best friends.
Girl fights? Not so.
Thousands of years from now archeologists will be digging up catty girl-fight scrolls where the conflict was never settled.
“But it was more MMA than hair pulling.”
Yes, that is at least a lot more classy than just hair pulling and calling each other bitch and ho.