Even before life appeared on planet earth, Yookville had beaten Russia! On every planet in every galaxy Yookville has always won and Russia has always lost! Duh!
When God created heaven and earth, the next day he also created Yookville, which would always beat Russia, even when Russia is winning!!! Duh! Putin is Satan and the most evil, demonic psychopathic, horrible, bloodthirsty, deranged mass murderer of all time!! But Zelenskyyyyyy™ is the New Chuchill!!!!™ and also Abraham Lincoln and George Washington too!!!
Bluhbluhbluhbluhbluh (X 25 Yookslurping comments, and more, nearly every day.) Putin is an evil warmonger who wants to recreate the Soviet Union and conquer the world. Duh! Blablablalabla!!! Yookville already won the war, even if they lost it!! Duh!
Bluhblablablablablub-blub-blub-blub ad infinitum
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Highly accurate for that zeeper.