“Area 51 is nearly 1,000 miles from Roswell.”
Yeah I think most of us know classic Flying Saucer history by heart.
Some of us may even have been abducted and subjected to unspeakable alien probes before being rescued and returned to Earth by our new bff Chewbaca.
The alien probe stuff never made much sense to me - there’s too much of the absurd about it.
They’re probably out there; but I doubt they’re coming here and fooling with us.
There’s more than one thing going on in all of these stories.