When a human is strapped down for tortuous purpose it’s called “waterboarding”. When a seal is strapped down similarly is that “landboarding”?
Seriously though, the irony of the government environmentalist’s horrible “testing” seemed to fly right over their heads.
But consider this for getting qualified people back into the space industry:
Memo to all DEI hires of the past ten years to voluntarily assemble on the launch pad of the next scheduled launch for a pep talk with Robert DeNiro, Bruce Springsteen and Barbra Streisand.
Once they’re assembled close the entrances and conduct the lunch. If those celebs are there it’s a win-win. This should free up a few hundred slots immediately.
Launch. But serving a lunch would be nice.