You crack me up!!!
Just 17 days ago on this thread, we [kemosabe] had been entertaining bear, care, & hair slides. [Note: Oxford comma.]
Mind if I join you? [Why? Are we coming apart?]
I’m recalling some long-ago fraternity memories [Why? Are they defective & hazardous?] from the golden days of John Bears-ford Tipton.
Bigg Red, stop reading at the end of line one.
A gal of impressive diameter
Considered her lover an amateur.
“Yer lame-duck technique’s
Just too freakin’ antique,
And yer rhythm’s iambic pentameter.”