My local grocery wholesaler has lard in five gallon bricks. That should make it easy and take care of a crowd of muzzards?
It remains to be seen just exactly what happens to one (muzzard) that is subjected to air-borne haram-substances, like uh, pork by-products — pretty certain they won’t melt away. My guess is they drop and face Mecca.
Very likely such an assult could be labeled “hate crime”.