It remains to be seen just exactly what happens to one (muzzard) that is subjected to air-borne haram-substances, like uh, pork by-products — pretty certain they won’t melt away. My guess is they drop and face Mecca.
Very likely such an assult could be labeled “hate crime”.
If they drop and face Mecca, then ICE will more easily be able to find and deport them.
I know, wishful thinking. But their way is not compatible with civilization.
Well, we do know a few things a muzzard will do when slathered with pig offul. The first is they quit whining about their current whine. Then they start using their left hand to help with the wipe-down. They can’t face mecca until they get clean enough to squat on the flying carpet. Greasing it up would be a separate sin. They will quit yelling death to America long enough to figger out how to say pig stuff in Akbar. And if Muckmood is embarrassed by his grease job he may actually book a flight to his haremland to get “cleansed.”
As far as I know we don’t have any muzzies in my neighborhood but you have me thinking maybe I should modify an old grenade pouch to hold some grease balls, just in case. And I’ll keep in touch with a few hog farmers just in case I need some “grazing stock.” I know they’re here since I don’t have any trouble ordering smoked ham.