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To: dayglored

“No, the dress doesn’t make you look fat, it’s the fat that makes you look fat.”

2 posted on 07/30/2026 9:47:41 AM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")

To: dfwgator

Heh heh. The fat makes your dress look like an overstuffed sausage casing.

30 posted on 07/30/2026 10:58:33 AM PDT by Sirius Lee ("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.)

To: dfwgator

““No, the dress doesn’t make you look fat, it’s the fat that makes you look fat.””

I thought that would be among the others - surprised it wasn’t....probably the most common one!!

41 posted on 07/30/2026 1:46:32 PM PDT by Thank You Rush

To: dfwgator

Almost word for word, my friend.

48 posted on 07/30/2026 2:13:51 PM PDT by MikelTackNailer (got tears in his ears from cryin' on his pillow at night.)

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