[Frank Drebin]

"I consider it completely unimportant who actually went to see the film, or how; but what is extraordinarily important is this—who will tabulate the sales, and how."

— Joe Stalin, Film Producer...maybe

[Leaning Right]

> Joe Stalin, Film Producer...maybe <

Ha! That’s pretty good.

If you don’t mind, I’m going to steal the idea and use it in my own life.

My friend, teasing me:
“I see your favorite baseball team lost again.”

Me:
“It doesn’t matter how many runs there were. What matters is who counts the runs.”
- Joe Stalin, Baseball Manager