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To: rlmorel

The thing that bothers me me most, after being married for 54 years to the same woman. She automatically walks by me at my computer where I was looking for car parts on Rock Auto and got side tracked by a hot chick shooting a machine gun. The wife walks by and tells me just hit the back button 6 times 🫤


17 posted on 07/15/2026 10:09:23 PM PDT by Equine1952 (MM1SS SASOBe)
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To: Equine1952

A woman knows when her man is looking at another woman. It’s hardwired into that extra leg on the second “X” chromosome. They can sense on some ethereal wavelength and before you can look away or hit that back button, she’s over your shoulder.

There is no escape, there is no denying it. Resistance is futile.


20 posted on 07/15/2026 10:16:13 PM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: Equine1952
"...I was looking for car parts on Rock Auto and got side tracked by a hot chick shooting a machine gun..."

Ahhhhahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Absolutely classic! We fall into it like automatons!

Think of Zombies, unseeing, unthinking, muttering "Braaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnssss."

"Girrrrrrrrrrrllllls wiiiiiitttth Guuuuuuunssss."

Heh, I go to various pages and see things put there just to make men click on them with titles like "You won't believe what happens next..." and such, and I have to steel myself not to take the bait!

48 posted on 07/16/2026 6:07:53 AM PDT by rlmorel (Factio Communistica Sinensis Delenda Est)
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