What if I had a can of spray foam and shot it into that thing.
I agree - ear damage = physical assualt.
What are those things called, boat horns, stadium horns, compressed air horn. Put it right to their ear and cut loose. Keep it going until the little pygmy loon walks away deaf in that ear. That would have to be louder more shrill than a bullhorn. Of course, her big open yap was begging to be filled with a foam pepper spray. Fill it right up.
In the end, I still prefer belt fed weapons.