“lawn $1,500/year”
I see able bodied people paying for lawn service.
I an almost 80 and still do my lawn. Only one on the block to do so.
Yesterday in the Florida heat I cut the grass and did the trimming without taking a break.
My wife dud upgrad me to a self-propelled mower last year!
If she upgraded you to a self propelled mower, I wouldn’t call her a dud.