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To: Veto!

I read that at the Villages if a woman puts a pineapple on her porch it signals that she’s ready and willing.

I live in an over 55 and it isn’t like that at all. There are very few single men and none of the women are interested in the ones them.


19 posted on 06/25/2026 11:44:52 PM PDT by Aria (Voted for Trump 2016, 2020 & 10/22/2024 )
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To: Aria

“I read that at the Villages if a woman puts a pineapple on her porch it signals that she’s ready and willing.”

I guess you don’t read cruise blogs. Apparently, the pineapple on a cabin door signals “we’re swingers”. (I don’t recall ever seeing one, but that’s the story. Could be an urban legend.)


24 posted on 06/26/2026 2:16:12 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam ( "Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away". - B. Franklin)
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To: Aria

Supposedly at the Villages they have little signs on their golf carts that tell others that they are available and if they prefer girl or boy I think. STD capital of the country in the Villages.


56 posted on 06/26/2026 7:57:04 AM PDT by subterfuge (What happened to my tagline?)
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To: Aria

In an over 55 too. first person I met here was an interesting man from Maaine and we went out for awhile. He moved years ago. recently, another fellow here who was a good friend found out how old I am and is now avoiding me. that really hurts my feelings.

New neighbor finds me fascinating even tho I told him when I met him that I just turned 90. didn’t seem to stop him but he stops me on many levels. Only thing I like about him is his dog, happiest bulldog in the world. she actually smiles.

Yesterday I had to laugh—when I was walking into the supermarket, a youngish fellow in. a car took one look at me and claimed to be 65. I told him I was 90 and kept moving, leaving him open-mouthed and staring. telling the truth, just had that birthday. still wear size 6-8, great posture, everything works, nothing hurts. Living is fun.

Now, if I could only find my keys............


81 posted on 06/26/2026 1:23:42 PM PDT by Veto! ((Whatever it is, I'm against it))
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