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To: know.your.why

Texas needs a new state law.

You can only become a “citizen” of the a great state of a Texas, if you:

—Show you have at least 3 fire arms in your possession.

—Recently bought a 10 meal coupon book at a BBQ restaurant.

—Own a cowboy hat and a pick-up truck.

—At the end of the interview comes the secret question, “what’s the name of the Dallas Cowboys Anthem?”

If you can’t answer that,

Next try, “what was written on the Gonzalez flag?”

Still no luck,

Third attempt, “what’s your take on shooting someone breaking into your home?”

If that they are overpowered by the urge to Libsplane why the death penalty is wrong, they fail.

If they fail, send them back home.


13 posted on 06/21/2026 5:15:19 PM PDT by Red6
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To: Red6

Excellent points..

In addition,

one cannot vote in two Presidential cycles
One can not stand for any political office for 5 years, including local HOA and School Boards and Municipal Elections
one MUST learn the Texas Pledge of Allegiance

Had it with liberals!


17 posted on 06/21/2026 5:28:28 PM PDT by madrastex
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