Hard pass. I live in a Dairy County that has more cows than humans. Our county has 96% of the cows in our state by county - a few other counties have more...but not many!
Computer chips in their brains would be a bad, BAD thing! They’d get ‘hacked’ by some local LOSER living in Mom’s Basement (he doesn’t WANT to stay on the FARM, but is less than motivated to GET A JOB and leave!) and then all H#ll would break loose!
In my Cow Town alone we have 283 people and 5,000+ cows. Mama no like those odds!
Udderly ridiculous!