[frank ballenger]

If everybody had an ocean
Across the U.S.A 🎶

Then everybody’d be surfin’
Like Californ-i-a. 🎶

You’d see them wearing their baggies
Huarache sandals too. 🎶

A bushy, bushy blond hairdo
Surfin’ U.S.A..🎶
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Or, they could just get right into violent brawls and riots.
The 60s are over.

[Rocco DiPippo]

I’ll modernize that Beach Boys song for the Jane Goodall crowd. Here goes!

If m*fuckas has dem da oshen
‘Cross da m*f*ckin USA

Den al da n*ggas be twerkin
Like da Caleforna

Dey b wearin’ prison pants
‘N da Nikes too

I wants me reparayshuns
From Whitey every way

[Paisan]

If everybody had an ocean
Across the U.S.A 🎶

Music stolen from Chuck Berry...

See “Sweet Little 16”