[Rocco DiPippo]

I’ll modernize that Beach Boys song for the Jane Goodall crowd. Here goes!

If m*fuckas has dem da oshen
‘Cross da m*f*ckin USA

Den al da n*ggas be twerkin
Like da Caleforna

Dey b wearin’ prison pants
‘N da Nikes too

I wants me reparayshuns
From Whitey every way

[Tom Tetroxide]

Modernize Jan and Dean’s song, “Surf City” for the Diversity Crowd! ROFLMAO!

[frank ballenger]

I shouldn’t laugh.

But I am.