I learned about these reviews years ago. Like many of you, I laughed like maybe I’d laughed 5x in my life. Unbelievable creativity and - having had a LITTLE bit of xylitol in my life - very accurate. Well, maybe over the top but in a good way. And the fact that these are PG-13 reviews make them all the better.
Amazon purged itself of these reviews. Thankfully, on the web nothing is forever. Enjoy if you like this kind of entertainment (the airplane one at 30,000 feet review is one my other favs).
https://www.boredpanda.com/hilarious-comments-sugarfree-haribo-gummies/
I had an experience with stevia leaf extract that was much like that gummy bear review. I was incapacitated for most of the day after having it in something. I have resorted to only using real sugar in things, and sparingly if I can help it. It made me become a label reader.
30,000 feet story is too funny. Thanks for sharing these.