Three Stooges are a turn off too...I found out.
If you find a woman who likes “The Stooges” marry her quick.
Three Stooges are a turn off too...I found out.
They’re all right, they’re over at Cliff’s.
No, no, Sam. What about the Three Stooges?
Oh, yeah, great. I like the Three Stooges. That helps a lot.
Wait a minute, Sam. Think about this. Do women like the Three Stooges?
No, they hate them.
All right. Are women impressed that you like the Three Stooges?
No, some of them even think they’re stupid.
When you’re watching the Three Stooges, do you think they’re sexy?
No, when you watch the Three Stooges, nobody has time to think about sex or women. Hey, wait a minute. That means I do have another interest in my life. I like the Stooges for themselves. Hey, whoa, I’m okay. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!