[ClearCase_guy]

“People aren’t reliable narrators about their flatulence patterns,”

True.

[GingisK]

Some of us old guys would need really high performance and durable underwear hardware.

[alexander_busek]

"People aren’t reliable narrators about their flatulence patterns,"

Based upon the informal surveys I've conducted at numerous social gatherings (cocktail parties, etc.), I'd say he was right.

All my questions usually garner is a weird look.

HELPFUL HINT: The underwear sensor should be connected to a flashing display worn on the lapel.

And I'm thinking that a Jumbotron showing the worst offenders might be useful, too.

Regards,