Immigrant jokes about Germany

X ^ | May 1st 2026 | Nioh Berg

[ChessExpert]

Germany is so far gone that even immigrants have their own jokes about themselves all being on welfare while the natives work to pay for their lifestyle.

[ChessExpert]

My first post from X. We'll see how it goes.

[Steely Tom]

Germans are known for their lighthearted sense of humor.

[Seaplaner]

It's not a new phenomenon, actually.

I've heard about/read about welfare rats in this (USA) country laughing about how we (hard working taxpayers) actually work for them (welfare rats).

It's beyond ingratitude, it's crass, vulgar, and obnoxious.

Might make a persuasive political commercial, however.

[joshua c]

thats funny

are the germans laughing?

[PROCON]

HA HA

[SaveFerris]

(that even immigrants have their own jokes about themselves all being on welfare while the natives work to pay for their lifestyle.)

The Democrat Plan for America

[sjmjax]

Yes, it’s really not much different here.

[xp38]

Zis is Deutschland! Ve Don’t Ha Ha Here!

[Steely Tom]

Here's an example of German humor. It's a billboard, intended to discourage young people from texting while driving. "Tot" means "dead."

[xp38]

The red what looks like blood smears along the edge of the phone are an interesting touch.

[mononymous]

See here; if not the whole thing, skip to about 2:15... Fawlty Towers - The Germans

[Worldtraveler once upon a time]

Sadly, we heard this joke some years back, in Germany.

As to those who would comment about German humor, the old joke is that the shortest book in the German library is the "Collected Jokes of Germany."

As the social welfare states of Western Europe teeter. this will become no joke.

[dfwgator]

The Nazis executed people for telling jokes.

The most infamous case was a priest who told this one:

A dying German soldier asked the nurse to see people for whom he was laying down his life. The nurse laid a portrait of Hitler and Göring next to him. The soldier said “Now I can die like Jesus Christ.”

Another one executed, was an armaments worker, who told this joke:

Hitler and Göring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners’ faces. So Göring says: “Why don’t you jump?”

[MotorCityBuck]

https://youtube.com/shorts/ssXsJ-QwBLo?si=-TSIlSyaWFqQECqH

[MotorCityBuck]

https://youtu.be/dToNqP7mt

German Knock, Knock joke.

[dfwgator]

As to those who would comment about German humor, the old joke is that the shortest book in the German library is the “Collected Jokes of Germany.”

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“There were zwei peanuts walking on the strasse, und one was assaulted.....Peanut...Ho! Ho! Ho!”

[dfwgator]

[MotorCityBuck]

https://youtu.be/qYVK_OqyUzk

Larry David - Hitler

[MotorCityBuck]

https://youtube.com/shorts/n0fvtI_B9o4?si=Jtmas86v06SJqNzs

Another German Joke.

[dfwgator]

LOL!