And now, in unrelated piscatorial news:
No Joke: New Study Shows Salmon Swim Faster And Farther On Cocaine
https://cowboystatedaily.com/2026/05/02/surprise-when-researchers-gave-salmon-cocaine-they-swam-faster-and-farther/
Not to be outdone by Salmon on Coke, the beef cows check in:
Two Heads, One Calf: Ultra Rare, One-In-Millions Birth Stuns Utah Ranchers
https://cowboystatedaily.com/2026/05/05/two-heads-one-calf-ultra-rare-one-in-millions-birth-stuns-utah-ranchers/