Heh. I caught yours right after I posted.
“Sphincter Boy.”
“It really does suck!”
I have expired family ties to Illinois. I still have a Wayne’s World hat around here someplace. Wayne and Garth were the first things I thought of when the headline said Aurora.
If it was Joliet, I would have posted the Blues Brothers!
I was disappointed to find out that Stan Mikita’s Doughnuts was fictional.