[Nateman]

Anybody know where on Earth Mt. Doom is?

[laweeks]

Guy walks into a bar and brags that he found a naked lady tied to the railroad tracks. . So, he untied her, took her back to his apartment, and made mad, passionate love to her all night.

Bartender asked if she was a good kisser.

“Don’t know,” he said. “I couldn’t find her head!