[Eleutheria5]

Not only that, but the earth’s rotational axis fluctuates minutely from time to time! GASP! And...and—DARE I SAY IT—sometimes the geological magnetic polarization fluctuates globally and/or LOCALLY!

Also, cows are physically incapable of farting.

[rlmorel]

Hahahahaha! And, again-thanks to Free Republic...I now know something about Cows that I never knew:
LINK TO FR THREAD: Recent test reveals that a cow is actually more aerodynamic than a jeep wrangler