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To: MeanWestTexan

Achmed: I was having sex with my girlfriend last night when her mother walked in.

Mohammed: Wow, did she say anything?

Achmed: Yeah. “Baaahhhhh.”

4 posted on 04/13/2026 11:05:36 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Import the third world. Become the second world.)

To: Responsibility2nd

Q: What do you get when you cross the DNA of a sheep with a human?

A: Kicked out of the petting zoo in Minneapolis, MN.

(That’s only legal in Dearborne.)

8 posted on 04/13/2026 11:08:20 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Sometimes There Is No Lesser Of Two Evils)

To: Responsibility2nd

ROTFLMBO!

29 posted on 04/13/2026 2:40:41 PM PDT by Menes (May Charlie Kirk‘s memory be a blessing. Amen.)

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